Fart

The soft cry of the turd trapped — inside of you trying to escape. —Often leaves a smell of what u recently have eaten mixed with the smell of your trapped turd baby
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My fart smelled so bad that my sister insisted on taking me to the doctor to get checked out.

by A random, unknown person October 25, 2017

fartes

1- the word "Bartes" with an f instead of a b.
2- know it all with a little bitchiness on the side (best used as insult by adding to end of first name)

you- can i copy your spanish?
girl- uhm, like no?
you- *mumbles* stupid girlfartes.

by chelsea&deven April 29, 2008

Fart

A large explosion of stank in the universe causing a great black hole

Boy 1: I farted in math class we all died
Boy 2:*dead*

by Bananamarishkahogata November 7, 2015

Fart

An invisible piece of dust that floats out of your butt hole. (Poop pushes out fart which causes this to stink)

The butthole and the poop make this happen. (Fart)

by Claire cx March 12, 2015

Fart

Gas that comes out your but

Me:I like to fart
You:ew!!!

by Urdan Dictionary guy June 5, 2016

Fart it

To bookmark a website/page.

"He check out this site".. "yea cool, I farted it" or "This sites cool you should fart it."

by Jason January 20, 2005

Fart

a turd wistleing for the right of way.

Hey Steve did you fart?

(Steve)Nah, it was just a turd telling my underwear to merge over and let it pass.

by manvan captain kirk December 28, 2009