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Shit doesn’t fall far from the ass

Like "the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree", but the parent is a douchebag and the child is one too.
Man 1: Look at that little brat stealing candy while his dad’s screaming at the cashier for a refund.
Man 2: Shit doesn’t fall far from the ass.
by Kallofox August 2, 2022
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A bridge too far

Sucking to hard on a prostitutes arse and getting shit in your mouth
Again I took the wrong turn too a bridge too far and the was no return
by Mygobtakeslikepoo August 6, 2022
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far too long

another way of saying way too long
ex: this took far too long to make
ex: this took far too long to make
by sserenniiityy August 21, 2022
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the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

first created by doctor vb with a phd in receiving no bitches, this is defined as having similar traits as ur fadda
you beat your wife today? guess the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree
by guala dictator January 13, 2022
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No Far

Term used for not going very far very fast
I went for a bike to my moms but I didn’t go no far
by ¤UMB¤UMadBro¤ January 19, 2022
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Far-White

Members of the conservative party who post pictures of themself, on social media, with a fish or some other dead animal.

Members of the conservative party who proudly they graduated from the “school of hard knocks.”
Darryl, a graduate of the School of Hard Knocks, is a proud member of the far-white and shows it daily on social media with various pictures of him with fish.
by Bartige Legende October 12, 2022
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Shoot far

Momma asked me to feed the pet gator and we were out of chickens, shoot far!
by fsafdjkljoidjjiojqwj111223344 December 29, 2021
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