Faptastrophe

a catastrophe that happens during masturbation.

it was a faptastrophe man. I was making knuckle children, and my mom walked and i blew on her knee!

by captainsusan February 28, 2013

Fantasy Slobber

One who keep dreaming and fictitious about the impossible future events thereby salivating as a result of enthusiasm.

Peter is a Fantasy Slobber and he keeps wetting his tees 24/7. Never invite a fantasy asshole for parties.

by Moulish Rated - R Punk May 7, 2015

faptastic

To masturbate vigorously until sudden death.

Guy1: "Yo, Jack did a faptastic job"
Guy2: "Yea, Jack was a good Guy. Hurry, put the flowers down, lets leave now"

by Chubby__Unicorn September 23, 2016

faptastic

When you see a girl (or picture) so amazing that you just want to drop your shorts and get to work on that badboy.

Ugh dude this picture is sooo faptastic

by D'brickshaw December 3, 2016

Famtasy

When a person fancy's someone and thinks about what their kids might look like.

Mel: look at mikes blonde hair and big blue eyes, im having such a famtasy right now.

by BADMAGIK December 24, 2017

Fantasy Wank

A wank using your imagination of a particular fantasy e.g fucking your neighbor or teacher or mum or dad

I enjoyed a pleasurable fantasy wank last night over my sisters hot friend

by Max Pickard June 1, 2018

Fantasywolf09

A huge nerd, loves genshin and can recite the fnaf lore like bible verses.

M: hey, why are you a nerd?
Fantasywolf09: idk.
M: that wasn’t an answer, but ur still a nerd.

by bigarcherahhh March 27, 2022