easter-pig

An overweight chick with garishly overdone makeup, (always with the blue eyeliner) and those overplucked and drawn-on-with-black-marker eyebrows. They usually have frizzly bleached out blonde hair done with a perm and lots of gel.

Pete: "Damn, check out that nasty easter-pig sitting over there at the bar! Ouch!"

Jenn: "Holy shit! She must need solvent and a paint-scraper to wash her face at night!"

by Jennifiend December 24, 2008

Eastern Europe

Russian expansion zone.

Crimea is an eastern european region. It's Putin's backyard.

by fayarc May 31, 2018

Italian Easter Egg

When you stay at a Italian Hotel, get cold, and pull the spare blanket out of the closet only to find that it wasn't washed after a couple had an exceptionally messy love making session on it.

I got really cold last night and when I pulled the blanket out of the closet I found an Italian Easter Egg!

by Panzerfinder15 March 27, 2011

eastern michigan university

A place where splibs rape your white girlfriend.

Did you hear about that chick at Eastern Michigan University that had been in her dorm room dead for 3 days? Yeah, some splibs gang raped her.

by splibscockie February 6, 2008

Easter Bunny

Refers to a vehicle originating in eastern Canadian provinces. Typically exhibiting symptoms of accelerated corrosion due to roads salts used during winter months. Easter Bunny's are ones to avoid or at least pay less for.

Whoa, look at all the rust on this car, it must be an Easter Bunny eh!?

by Toastierz March 27, 2015

eastern express

Horse who bucked the idiot known as christopher reeve off, breaking his back, hilariously.

Eastern Express beat down Christopher Reeve hahaha

by Homme Bik March 11, 2004

easter cholo

a really pissed off mexican in a bunny suit

run! the easter cholo has a knife!!

by that buttfucker kyle bingham October 8, 2008