Essexual

Essential + Sexual = a choice mate

Angie was not nearly as essexual as Jane is, he chose Angie for her father's money.

by Mihinomenest June 20, 2022

Essex Bear

Either a tall, hot, hairy chested guy from Essex, typically named Ian, who is easily the sexiest guy in the room... or a Teddy bear you can buy from Adventure Island at Southend-on-Sea. Both are great to cuddle up with, but only one will make you truly happy.

Girl 1: Who's that guy over there?
Girl 2: Oh, that's Ian. He's a real Essex Bear
Girl 1: I must have him now

by SqLvr19 August 14, 2022

Essence

Essence can be described as “IT girl” or “her” or “goated”

You should really go talk to essence , she’s super dope !

by esse! September 26, 2022

essex green

Literally a color that schools dont like since it has the word sex in it.

-L school.

Just type essex green into your school computer and get it blocked in the next 3 seconds! Rapid timing guys!

Fuck outta my business school. Its a damn color

by S p a c e January 28, 2023

Essex Girl

/ ‘es.iks ,g3:l /
Noun (archaic, informal)
-see also ‘witch,’ ‘harpy,’ ‘siren,’ ‘Jezebel,’ ‘harlot,’

Q: How many men does it take to change an Essex Girl?
A: None! She ain’t changing for no Chad!

by EGLF August 8, 2024

essentials

a group of cactus dildos

i am going to get the essentials for our camping trip

by the mr pugo October 22, 2023

Essenntiahlee

What most people might think is the sternum, … “WRONG” it is very much so the essenntiahlee

The essenntiahlee protects the organs of your torso from injury.

by YNG NUT November 22, 2023