English

An English man. Considering all English people have small dicks and are crooked nosed cunts.

Did you have an English man last night yes with that sheep

by Killallcelticsupporters December 4, 2021

English Language Arts

a shitty subject that can just be replaced with grammarly or some other dumbass app. Mostly known as torture for people in school, 99.9% of people hate.

Hey bro, wanna skip English Language Arts to get high in my car?

by maybeillbetracer December 9, 2021

English style

A spliff loaded with a combination of tobacco and marijuana. Significantly wider around than a normal joint, the English-style spliff is tapered, and the bigger end is lit while smoking. The addition of plain tobacco to the weed makes for a smoother, more pleasant smoke, and extends the burning time.

Mikey and Dan went to the basement to smoke an English-style joint.

by Teh ded Pope April 11, 2005

English to Blarg Blarg Dictionary

A translation index translating words and phrases from Western English to the alien language spoken by the Sanghelli of the Covenant, which consists of a series of blargs and honks.

Church: We finally made contact with an alien being and our first attempt at communication is gonna be through a BOMB?? Am I the only person who has a problem with this?

Andy: Well unless you got your English to Blarg Blarg Dictionary, I don't think you got a choice, now do ya?

by xxVoodooSoupxx August 2, 2011

English

The greatest race on earth.

Advice given to American soldiers in Bosnia by there own government:

Don't drink with the English.
Don't gamble with the English
Don't fight with the English.
BECAUSE YOU WILL LOOSE!

by Donside April 26, 2006

English

the dirtiest part of literature often used in school

when students read books in school, they often avoid the english part of it.

by Sahara Desert December 18, 2008

English people

The wisest, most advanced group of people on the planet.

This is due to England's ideal spot on Earth, along with a combination of rich history, flat farming landscapes, varied weather and ideal temperatures.

People living in England have evolved and continue evolving faster than the rest of the world.

The fact the English are on average 10 generations more advanced, subjects them to jealousy, accusations of arrogance, misunderstanding and fascination from the rest of the world.

English people are the seeds to America's success.

by Percy Moore January 11, 2010