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East Forsyth High School

This is one of the most depressing schools in Forsyth county. Establish during the 2021 COVID pandemic the people who run this school have know idea what they are doing. East is known for having the shittiest band program in the county and their football team is worse. The school is filled with a bunch of fake county boys and the the buses are at least an hour late due to the fact that all of the bus drivers have autism. You can find meth heads, pot heads, and whores giving head in the bathrooms. All the girls at this school think they are hot but in reality there is nothing for their shorts to ride up on because of the fact that the girls are built like iPhones
Jack: Hey man this is some pretty good shit is this from east Forsyth high school or central
Jim: I got you man this is that good east shit
by Michael_primato August 10, 2021
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East Ridge High School

East Ridge High School is the new school built in Woodbury, MN, that houses all the rich kids of the already rich city of woodbury, deeming the others to be of the "ghetto". East Ridge is synonymous with "First World Problems", a place where a bunch of spoiled rich snobs complain about anything and everything. East Ridge is home of the raptors, although the logo more resembles a windswept chicken. East Ridge is infamous for treating its students as though they were either seven years old or in a prison. Any cheers bashing younger grades are banned, as well as any class rivalry. At first it seems strict but students soon realize that no one there gives a fuck about anything.

The sports suck, but posters at rivalry football games with Woodbury High School boast about the 95 million dollar school and the riches that East Ridge represents. (The only comeback that the students have against schools that are better than them at everything...)

Also all the girls are orange sluts and the guys are hockey assholes but it still ends up having the highest test scores of the metro area schools.
"God the parking lot gets so jammed after school and I get so nervous about my Hummer getting scratched..." East Ridge High School Problems.
by FirstGraduatingClassForever<3 December 15, 2011
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Eastjesus

A destination or some other physical place located inconvienently far away.
Ex. #1: When we went to the mall in the brand new sports car, I parked the farthest away possible from any other car as to avoid dings in the door, etc. We shopped for hours and finished up at the other end of the mall. While walking back, my wife exclaimed, "Why did you have to park in Eastjesus?"

Ex. #2: My friend just moved to a new city two hours away. While driving to visit, I think, "Why did he move all the way out to Eastjesus"?
by Mark Nelson June 21, 2006
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Elastic Pipeline

When a male dumps into a condom and then freezes it. then uses it as a dildo on a female.
baby, lets take the elastic pipeline out of the freezer and use it.
by Johnathon Degrace June 19, 2009
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East Mountain High School

A small, green charter school in Sandia Park, New Mexico, about a 25 minute drive from Albuquerque. The school consists of about 350 students in 4 1/2 portable Tuff Shed buildings. The class sizes are small, ranging from 13-21 students in a class.

The student's schedual is divided into 4, hour and a half block classes that are changed after Christmas.
There are no such things as cliques, but there are groups. Most everyone is extremely social and outgoing, except for the wierd kids, of course (just kidding...)
The electives kinda suck.
Students from other schools are always hating on us, saying we have a huge drug problem and that our school is "gay" and "lame". These kids usually come from huge public schools and have no sense of individuality.
Most of the students attending can't wait to leave, but once they do, they miss it more than anything.

A.K.A: East, EMHS
Dang, I sure do miss East Mountain High School.
by EMHS November 22, 2010
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East Sea

n. Sea between Korea and Japan and another name for Sea of Japan preferred by South Korea.
The fact that Sea of Japan is preferred by many countries doesn't mean that it can't be a misnomer.
The sea was known as "Sea of Korea/Corea/Joseon" or "East/Oriental Sea" until Japan's militant expansionism. Also, East Sea has been used for 2,000 years while Sea of Japan has been used for only 200 years.
And even if the sea was called "Sea of Korea/Japan" at certain times, Korea is only trying to keep it neutral and return it to the way it was before they lost their voice (due to imperialist Japan) by calling it "East Sea."

Who's distorting geography now?
Clearly most of the people who posted the defs for East Sea are ignorant rednecks or potheads. Some people here really need to go back to high school... or maybe even kindergarten.
Some might argue that even "East Sea" is not neutral enough since the sea is east of Korea. But take Black Sea or Red Sea for example. They're not really that black or red, are they? But "Sea of Japan" clearly favors Japan, and same thing goes for "Sea of Korea."
by Kenny McCor September 6, 2008
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Easter

Each Easter, Jesus rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere.
by America Lover 🇺🇸 April 20, 2019
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