Eggs are not real

Big Egg and the Matrix trying to convince you that eggs are real, usually pursued using traffic stops by the police force in the form of speeding tickets.

Andrew Tate: The Matrix is trying to convince me that eggs are real.
Luc: We all know that eggs are not real.

by petterpanpytt October 31, 2022

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Throwin' Eggs

1. The act of masturbating on the part of a male.
2. When a woman is on her menstrual cycle (ovulating).
3. To be having an abortion

Ya man! My mom walked in me while I was throwin' eggs!

My girlfriend's throwin' eggs, so she's been real pissy lately.

I might have a little brother, but I think my moms gonna be throwin' eggs.

by Seanton Soup December 26, 2008

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porn and eggs

To go to a seemingly cool party on the playa at Burning Man, but to soon realize you're someplace that isn't really 'cool'.

After waiting 2 hours to get into that playa party, we soon realized that we'd been 'porn and eggs-ed' - surrounded by a class of people who put cool over content. An exclusive bunch of 'artistes' who only want to mix with other wannabes who silently preach that single males are predators and single females (by their amazing good nature) are the opposite (feloniously, of course)... thus - real mean should stay away. RUN AWAY, else you may be 'porn and eggs-ed'.

by marybeth1111 September 21, 2009

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egg

A Morman pathological lier; ofter calls himself fat and says he will have a heart attack if he ever came close to something fun.

On our trip to Salt Lake City we saw many eggs.

by Mike March 21, 2003

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egg in a nest

The preferred hairstyle of bald men. Hair is present around the sides and back of the head, but the top is completely smooth. From behind, it closely resembles an egg in a nest.

Your head looks like an egg in a nest.

by menfromearth December 24, 2003

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