Douche Salad

Someone who is such a douche they have dropped from "douche" status to the even lower level of "douche salad" status.

Who's that over there?
I don't know man, but he looks like a major Douche Salad.
Ya man, totally not a bro.

by brodonttouchmethere July 15, 2010

preppy douche bag

The preppiest of the prep-schoolers, usually male, who makes a habit of dressing like he/she is straight out of a Ralph Lauren catalogue. Not Abercrombie, not American Eagle, not Hollister, and never ever ever Aeropostale. Ralph Lauren. Usually idendtified by the double pastel Polos, one often pink, the other green or yellow, both collars popped. Also note the ribbon belt and Nantucket red pants. They do not go to public school and will always have more money than you. See also preppy.

Preppy kid: Hey, you popped your collar like me, only you have two and a ribbon belt and Nantucket red pants. You put me to shame.
Preppy Douche Bag: Thanks. Doesn't your dad work for mine?

by Preppy, but not a douche bag May 13, 2005

douche waffle

A realy Annoying person who does not know when to shut their mouth

Emily you are a douche waffle

by IamSMACK December 28, 2008

Douche Wad

Like a douche bag, but worse.

So, I was crossing the street and this douche wad comes out of nowhere and almost hits me.

by Novella V January 12, 2008

wrapped up like a douche

as mentioned previously, it is one of the most commonly mishear lyrics. However, the song which this is misheard in is Mansfred Mann's version. It sounds exactly like douche even when you learn that it is deuce though. Bruce Springsteen originally wrote the song as "cut loose like a deuce..." and sang it saying deuce not douche.

"Turn it up, I like to hear Mansfred Mann pronounce deuce like shit"
"I'm gonna sing douche because it is funnier and I was almost raised on it"

by asswhite April 16, 2005

Douche Cake

A douche bag that is also a beef cake. It is socially acceptable to dislike them for no reason.

Person A - "wow, that guys wearing lots of cologne"
Person B - "who?"
Person A - "the douche cake over there who's tap out shirt is 2 sizes to small"

by DorkisWeiner December 14, 2009

douche parade

a large gathering of douche bags, all following some pathetic trend. (popped collars for one)

Dude, that club last night, was such a douche parade...

by --Jonathan H. November 19, 2007