Dick Doctor

Noun, A Person who likes to touch dicks.

"Man, John is such a dick doctor"

by Jackoff Yo Momma October 16, 2006

Book Doctor

1. One who has received a Ph.D. in Literature or of a single language of the world. They are usually college professors seeing as there is no other possible practical application for getting a Ph.D. in such disciplines; they also make very small salaries due to their overall lack of need to society.

2. One who gets his/her Ph.D. for the sole purpose of being called "Doctor."

3. Not a REAL Doctor

Student: Dr. Klekar, my testicles hurt.
Dr. Klekar: WHAT? Get out of my class!!
Student: but, but you're a doctor, and I need help!
Dr. Klekar: I'm just a book doctor!

by Joe25674 February 25, 2008

bush doctrine

Not an actual doctrine such as the Monroe Doctrine. Simply, a term used to describe what President Bush has done in response to Septemeber 11th. This covers the Patriot Act and wiretapping, Guantanamo Bay, and the invasions of Afghanistan and Iraq. Overall, it describes how President Bush has attempted to combat terrorism at home and abroad.

The Bush Doctrine, although nonexistant, outlines how president Bush planned to combat terrorism throughout the world.

by Jan112233 October 27, 2008

jizz doctor

They guy who works in strip joints that have boths where men ejaculate. the doctor is the person who has to clean up the floors.

Perdo works his second job as a jizz doctor, he smells salty.

by Bud E Love May 2, 2003

bush doctrine

The stated policy of George W. Bush that all nations harboring terrorists will be considered terrorist states.

Iran may not have attacked anybody, but because it harbors terrorists it's considered an enemy nation under the Bush Doctrine.

by Aparnalki December 9, 2008

docker's omelette

Vomit deposited on the pavement, usually after a rowdy night out

Tim: "Where's Wolfgang got to?"
Eric: "Oh, he's round the corner rustling up a docker's omelette"

by Itsallgoodman August 24, 2017

Doctor

A qualified practitioner of medicine; a physician.

"If you aren't feeling better soon, we will take you to the doctor!"

by hahahahloololol May 31, 2018