Derrick Lam

The guy who is talking about Crack as I'm typing this, smacking his hands and pretending he is smoking a joint...hes still pretending to smoke....still.....stilll....now he is talking about butts and boobies. Now he is talking about him drinking when he was like, 8. I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!

R.I.P Derrick Lam 1:05Pm 4/18/2005.

by Lunerfox April 19, 2005

derrick mortel

can't spell the word "totally" and has bad taste in music. haha. almost joking.

you're totaly DERRICK MORTEL!
and
maaan thats totaly DERRICK MORTEL!

by christabel April 6, 2005

gloatation device

An Item used to prevent gloating

-Dont play him hes a gloating idiot
-Yeah but check this trophy out that i won its a total gloatation device

by King zini January 15, 2008

sex device

love muscle

Every cunt from off the block will beg forgiveness from your sex device.

by siggety January 24, 2009

derrick

A whiny little bitch who has aids hair.

Dude #1: Hey who's that bald motherfucker?
Dude #2: Don't worry about that aids-hair bitch. It's just derrick.

by cybernubs December 15, 2008

deric judd

A short dumb mothefucker that lives in Pennsylvania.

Deric Judd is ugly

by Lolkittys July 11, 2014

Derrick

He will (fuck) you hard with his masive (cock) and will tung punch your mom.

Derrick king of (sex) man flerting and money AKA pussy getter

by Bigest Dick 69 June 6, 2018