pedophile luke

Luke middlestat who likes little boys and loves stacy

Hey checkout Stacy in those yoga pants hey Stacy pedophile luke wants to take a smoke break with you

by Yoyomayyogffzx December 1, 2013

bedophile

Someone who loves to lay in bed for fun, a power nap, to catch themselves or just to satisfy their sleep addiction.

Crissy couldn't come along for the party tonight, she's such a bedophile.

I know right, i wish i could be that easily satisfied...it must be my mattress, i should have it replaced.

by EcchiTemptation July 6, 2016

dadiphile

When a young girl wants and is attracted to an older, creepy man.

Brad "That old dude looks like he's got game."
Chad "Nah man. That chick is a dadiphile."
Brad "what? "
Chad "yah man. She fucked up in the head"

by The Fbomb and Bdiz connection November 17, 2016

Tedophile

Someone who serially watches TED Talks and cannot resist the temptation to inject into any conversation. Most sentences start with "I was watching a TED talk..."

Gary is such a Tedophile. He cannot help but inject a TED talk into any topic of conversation!

by SkippyBiff January 18, 2017

pedophile pie

Living in between two sex offenders; an area where no children are safe

Now that our new neighbors moved in, we're in a pedophile pie!

by Harry Potter 23 November 11, 2017

pedophile

The type of person that belongs into the cia.gov/report section

Pedophile: I love underaged girls so much

random: And you're going to love the cia.gov/report section

by dewgsbigfan December 31, 2017

Fedophile

Community of streamer on twitch called "fedmyster"

We are fedophiles fed7

by TwitchViewer April 3, 2018