Shingle Decked

When your having sex with two or more women on the roof of a home missionary style. However, before you cum you flip the women over and jizz on there backs instead. This way the skeet will fill the scratches left behind by the shingles, and possibly prevent infection.

"Hey yo Jake, those two girls that i shingle decked last night ended up in the hospital because there backs burnt too much..."

by diabetesmanjake September 23, 2009

Pumper Decker

1.Leaving shit in the water tank of a toilet so when flushed, brown water comes out. good to do to someone you don't like.

person 1 " Dude i took a pumper decker in your toilet!"

person 2 "you took a what?"

*flushes toilet - brown water comes out*

person 2 "you bastard!"

by god bless atheism November 25, 2010

Coke Deck

A coke deck is any flat, hard, non-porous surface used for the insufflation of narcotics. In practice, this is usually a mirror, but it can be many things; the top of a refridgerator, a varnished table, a marble kitchen surface, an iPad, etc.

"Yo homes, I just upgraded to the iPad 3, now my old iPad 2 is my new coke deck!"

by SolidSteak January 7, 2012

off deck

When a drug dealer stops selling drugs. Usually temporarily.

"Hey lemme get a 40 sack of bud"
"I got caught up again so I'm off deck right now. Hit me up in a month."

by easeeyourhead September 2, 2013

Double Decker Couch

Quite possibly THE most useless invention known to man and LEGO-kind.

Emmett: "Have you ever wanted to watch TV with your friends, but there's never enough room on the couch? Introducing: The Double Decker Couch! It's got cupholders!"

by ThePotatard June 19, 2016

Double-Decker Whore

an act of grabbing two prostitutes and laying them on top of eachother like a sandwich. Created and copy written by Tyler Coley. ™️

Dude last night Tyler got a double-decker whore going!

by Ty.Coley November 8, 2018

big deck energy

Confidence without cockiness. it is never misplaced and it cannot be simulated. It's like mixing on vinyl without feeling the need to tell random facebook groups about how that makes you a better DJ.

See that geez over there? He's got a whiff of Big Deck Energy about him

by Devil Tiger January 17, 2021