1. Dried poop particles stuck to the anal hair. Similar to dingle berries but not quite as chunky, more of a nice crunchy glaze.
2. Also Known as an E-Cig flavor joke to mess with people with its rather repulsing sound. The flavor doesn't taste like ass, its actually composed of CRUNCHY cinnamon, BUTTerscotch, and vanilla CUSTARD.
2. Also Known as an E-Cig flavor joke to mess with people with its rather repulsing sound. The flavor doesn't taste like ass, its actually composed of CRUNCHY cinnamon, BUTTerscotch, and vanilla CUSTARD.
1. "Man I've been walking all funny cause the dump I took this morning left me with some crunch butt custard"
2. "DUDE IS THAT A VAPE!?!? WHAT FLAVOR???" "Crunchy Butt Custard"
2. "DUDE IS THAT A VAPE!?!? WHAT FLAVOR???" "Crunchy Butt Custard"
by Yung Down Syndrome August 5, 2015
Get the Crunchy Butt Custardmug. by J Wilfon August 26, 2020
Get the Crunchy crusty Traceymug. 
1.Used to describe something awesome and altogether worth consumption.
2. Used to describe a person's attitude as ornery or excitable
2. Used to describe a person's attitude as ornery or excitable
1.Does this nug look crunchy to you?
That hug was crunchy.
This dinner was feckin crunchy.
This beat is crunchy.
2. What a crunchy bitch
My adolescent child/puppy is being crunchy.
Why do you say such crunchy things?
That hug was crunchy.
This dinner was feckin crunchy.
This beat is crunchy.
2. What a crunchy bitch
My adolescent child/puppy is being crunchy.
Why do you say such crunchy things?
by Clockwork Phoenix July 14, 2019
Get the Crunchymug. Slang:
Methamphetamine. A slang reference for the fact that users have to crush it up and it crunches as it is crushed.
Methamphetamine. A slang reference for the fact that users have to crush it up and it crunches as it is crushed.
Example 1:
I know what happened to Tony. His parents kicked him out of their house when they found a satchel of crunchies in his bedroom.
Example 2:
Hey, hook me up with some crunchies.
Example 3:
I don't want snow. I want crunchies!
Example 4:
When Mike got pulled over the cops searched his car and found an eight ball of crunchies in the car. His ass is going to be in jail for a while for sure.
I know what happened to Tony. His parents kicked him out of their house when they found a satchel of crunchies in his bedroom.
Example 2:
Hey, hook me up with some crunchies.
Example 3:
I don't want snow. I want crunchies!
Example 4:
When Mike got pulled over the cops searched his car and found an eight ball of crunchies in the car. His ass is going to be in jail for a while for sure.
by Fractious1 November 30, 2017
Get the crunchiesmug. When you’re crossed and craving an in-n-out double double and fries or something with an equally high amount of calories.
Bro, I just took like 9 shots, and that edible is hitting me rigHT NOW.. bruh I’m gonna have the crunchies.
by Anderews February 9, 2019
Get the Crunchiesmug. by McSuacyBoner;) March 23, 2017
Get the crunchy spoonmug.