croakusapokus

It means off the hizzy fo shizzy, but in white lingo.

Oh man, this is off the croakusapokus!

by homes July 17, 2003

croatoa

1) the crust that forms from a woman's snatch during a nasty yeast infection.
2)any form of crusty material that can be found in female panties
3)nasty camel toe juice

I was lickin my bitches pussy and got a mouthful of croatoa

by lil Princess October 8, 2005

Croatian bookmark

To mark a page in a book by taking a dump on the page and then closing the book on it.

To friend: I was upset with my roommate so I left him a Croatian bookmark in Chapter 4 of his History book. He'll never think of the 100 Years War without remembering that little bookmark.

by Wind, Rain and Lava December 16, 2008

croaker

A Dashingly Clever Fellow Who Questions Everything in His Own Debonaire Way

Croaker Disagreed with Threnody Repeatedly.

by Croaker July 12, 2004

croaning

A) The act of thoroughly washing ones testicles.
B) Bathing specifically for the purpose of washing testicles.

Could also be seen as the male equivalent of "I'm washing my hair", as it can be used as an excuse or obscure rejection.

Sam: Hey man, wanna come down the pub?

Tom: Nah, can't dude I'm croaning tonight.

(I croan, They croaned, He is croaning, You are a croaner)

by Splodgers July 19, 2010

Croatia

Country taking up a northwesterly crescent of what used to be Yugoslavia. Noted for Roman Catholic nationalist fundamentalism. Joined with the Serbs in attacking Bosnia-Herzegovina in the early 1990s. The national flag ripples with the same red and white checkerboard pattern that was last seen when the area was a puppet state of Nazi Germany, which should tell you all you need to know.

Croatia. The country that looks back nostalgically on the Third Reich.

by Fearman October 26, 2007

croations

this is to Drazen,
Why the fuck would anyone bother to take note on how to spell croatians,
who would waste their time on such a scumbag word!

SERBS- GODS
**Croatians** = mindless fools, their women are ugly and are always mistaken for men, cro girls are always tryig to get a fuck from a serb Man,
because...
1# there is no such thing as a croatian man
and
2# serb men actually have a nice amount of meat

by serbs are the gods April 26, 2004