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consecutiving

Sleeping in the same bed as your fuck friend for three or more nights in a row. Once this has happened, it is an indisputable truth that they will end up dating (or getting back together again).
Where ya goin?
I'm have to uh, study.
No you don't.
I- I don't know what you're talking about.
This will be night number 3, right? Once you are consecutiving you can never turn back.
by dick salad December 3, 2010
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Conservagina

1.Conservagina is a euphemism for unattainable or difficultly aquired pussy.

2.Also refers to woman with standards, girls without STD's, and blue-ball inducing bitches.
1. "Man, her conservagina is as cold as ice, and it's getting me down."
2. "I've been chasing this conservagina for months, but still haven't gotten any."
by TheKooshMan March 24, 2011
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Conservapedia

Person #1: I went on Conservapedia today.

Person #2: You must be really smart now.

Person #1: I got an A on my test 25 minutes afterward.
by Illinoisian November 25, 2018
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consent culture

An irrational current of thought, an outgrowth of the sexual predator-based culture of fear, that apparently is turning, if not altogether consciously, spontaneous, delicious, oft messy and ever wonderful human sexuality into a computer algorithm. Respect for other people's rights is a core foundation of civil society, but this goes to show that pretty much anything can be overdone.
Unofficially:
Step 1: "Can I hug you?"
Step 2: "Yes"
Step 3: *gives a hug*

Officially:
//Attempt to initiate physical sexual contact through verbal question.
String bsquestion = new String("May I hug you?");

//Await response, when response is received, if you are still possibly in the mood for romance, act on previously stated request.
NoPassionHug = new Hug Jhug();
return NoPassionHug();

//p.s. learn java (goes for me as well)
//p.p.s. consent culture is BS.
by Baconking December 17, 2007
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consensus media

A situation where the majority of media outlets, usually on the political left, have an uncannily similar perspective on an issue.
The consensus media has decided that man made global warming is a fact.
by The Glunk January 1, 2012
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the law of unconscious consent

If a girl would sleep with you while they're sober, but end up passing out due to alcohol or other reasons; it's still ok to have sex with them in their unconscious state.
"dude how did you get any action last night? she was passed out cold!"
"I used the law of unconscious consent!"
by eziggs18 July 18, 2009
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ice cream conservation

A conservation during enjoying ice cream.
A typical ice cream conservation at a café:

Lover 1: I love this choco sauce!

Lover 2: Me too! We got a lot things in common! I love you!
by krimzon rox July 6, 2010
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