off constantly

A meme unknown to Doggfayce. It is a tag team term for two boys playing in purple trackies and pinning people down.

Off constantly in wrestling is a meme.

by Sym_kef August 7, 2023

Paul Constantine

Small Brown Male originating from Sri Lanka and Paris. He loves dick riding and glazing, he has a famous pet called Floppa. He is approximately worth 999,999 roro and has 4 limited items to his name.

Man 1: "I was speaking to Paul Constantine last night"
Man 2: "Im sorry but even my therapeutic skills can't solve that one"

by SlenderPro3603 October 5, 2023

grendall constant

A number used in calculus to solve for Area, Distance, Acceleration, and more. It’s defined as 4.13x10^8

The mudd goblins used the grendall constant to find how much purple drank is used in gravity.

by Grendall January 10, 2024

Penis Constant

The penis constant is a term commonly used in physics and advanced mathematics when denoting the number 80085. The symbol for said constant is 𓂸 and it can be found in a variety of complex equations, such as E = m𓂸² or nλ = dsin𓂸. As was probably stated by renowned physicians Hutton and Shveygert, "There are two types of people in this world, those who spend strenuous time writing boobs on their calculator, and those who use the penis constant, and in this world there should only be one type of person"

Teacher: Sorry class, it looks like I made a mistake on the board, although I can't figure out where I went wrong
Student: Sir, it seems you missed out the penis constant!
Teacher: Ah yes, how could I forget that! 5 commendations!

by Arowyn"The Rice Farmer"Cashell March 1, 2024

Crowe's Constant

A multi-universe theory, similar to Murphy's law, that essentially states anything that can be altered by freak scientific accidents/discoveries will indeed be changed forever.

It's a scalar value that actually increases and decreases as function of the proportional distance to Dr. Crowe.

Common phenomena explained by it include:
Faster than the speed of light gravity
Missing dissertations
Infinite positions for the coefficient of friction
Multi dimension travel
Missing Singaporean scientists

Student-"Dr. Crowe, I just heard that scientist think the graviton is mediated by a faster than light force, pretty cool stuff but kind of outlandish don't you think?"

Dr. Crowe- "This is big...."

Student- "I can feel the Crowe's constant building"

by Fromthefuture April 16, 2011

Danir's Constant

The eerie feeling that someone or something is following you as you walk up basement stairs. Coined when Reddit users DannyMacho and Im_Tapirs named the phenomenon on Reddit.

My friend is a victim of Danir's Constant every time he gets done doing laundry.

by CoolHandLuke41 November 21, 2013

Being of constant roast

Someone or something that gets roasted a lot. A bad game, a best friend, whatever. As a person, it would be the type that gets roasted even then when they are on the winners' side and everyone agrees, just because they are a being of constant roast by nature.

Friend: Dude, that guy over there is getting roasted again.
Me: People can't help it, he's a being of constant roast.

by Kuraion August 3, 2018