Confusion Day

September 30,confusion day. This is the day where everything and everyone is confused about different topics.

Ted: Hey, what are we doing today?
Emily: I don't really know. Everything just feels so confusing today.
Felicia: Guys, everything is confusing cause today is Confusion Day!
Ted and Emily: Oh yeah that's right.

by felicia the hairy squid September 30, 2021

pelvically confused

a transgender

credit to my boyfriend

"the 8th grade girlfriend who was pelvically confused"

by niine_ February 25, 2024

Not to be confused with

this phrase goes before the name of a thing completely different to what the person is talking about

Guy: httрѕ://www.wіkіреdіа.соm/МуFаvоurіtеМаrtіаn
Wikipedia's patent pending AI auto-writing system: My Favourite Martian, not to be confused with Your Favourite Martian, is blah blah blah blah blah you get it

by AdeemI December 28, 2023

DNA Confusion

They confusion one gets when trying to use two colors to label the Chromosomes on a paper, but when they look at the example in the book they use 15 different colors.

My tablemates Have DNA Confusion while trying to finish the worksheet.

by BioPhrases November 13, 2018

sexy confusion

When you think someone is sexy, but you’re super confused why you feel that way. They’re not conventionally sexy, but they’re sexy for some reason you can’t explain.

Adam Driver is THE classic example of sexy confusion. He’s so sexy but I can’t figure out why!

by hot tiffa May 11, 2024

confusion funk

Playing at least 10 songs from different genres at the same time

Just siting here vibing to some confusion funk

by Toritheforehead February 14, 2021

blanket confusion

The confusion one feels when trying to decide whether to keep his or her blankets on or off. Typically experienced during the winter and summer seasons.

John: "Last night was awful man. I had the worst blanket confusion ever."
Jeff: "Sucks to suck!"

by gtg01 February 26, 2012