Stress Coma

When you are so stressed that you can’t do work but you also can’t relax enough to take a break. You are stuck in procrastination purgatory between work and break for hours, days, maybe even weeks.

I have so much work to do ... I've been in such a stress coma all day.

by madeye99 July 9, 2020

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Turkey Induced Coma

Turkey Induced Coma -- the deep sleep that one goes through after eating a large turkey dinner, usually on Thanksgiving and Christmas

"Don't bother trying to wake your dad, he's in a turkey induced coma."

by TooSick4U November 26, 2009

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commando • Comma • Commack • Commander • commander-in-chief • Commander Cool • Commander Shepard • Commatose • comma bitch • Command & Conquer

It's when you haven't video chatted for A LONG TIME, because you either:
a. Broke your web camera, so you can't video chat anymore.
b. You have no one to video chat with.
c. YOU DON'T HAVE A CAMERA TO BEGIN WITH!

friend: dude, i have been in video-chat coma for like a month!
you: what, why?
friend: because i have no one to video-chat with!

by anonymous1098765432 November 30, 2009

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commander keen

One of the best MS-DOS games to have ever existed. Everyone who plays this game loves it. Sadly, the Commander Keen series was never finished due to demand for other games like Doom, etc...

Everyone loves Commander Keen

by p00flake July 13, 2006

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condo commando

little old ladies (on occasion, little old men), who devote their entire life to paying attention to, complaining about, and ordering everyone around who lives in, visits, serves on the boards of, manages, and/or works for the condo where they live. Have no other life, as children ca't stand them either. Frequently of Jewish extraction, and found living in South Florida.

"Hey, YOU!
NO PARKING IN THE RESERVED SPOTS! YOU VANT YOUR CAR SHOULD BE TOWED, ALREADY?"

by Piccolo Pete January 16, 2005

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Conversational coma

Is a uncomfortable period of time of silence, in which two people who are usually in the beginning stages of a potential relationship, discover the horror of complete and utter silence. Usually this period of time is so long, that any hope of a sexual encounter is quickly extinguished.

My date was so hot! but my conversational coma kicked in thus i ended the night like i usually do, crying and masturbating.

by MohammedMudSlaP June 25, 2009

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