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A Columbian Special 

A sexual activity that involves the inhalation of powdered cocaine, from inside the genitals of an anonymous, for-hire sexual partner.

May also be reffered to as a Memphis White Lady, a Vegas All Nighter, Pink n' White, Dirty Snow, or the Texas Double Time.
John: What can I get for $50?

Sparkle: You can whatever you want.

John: Can I get a Columbian special?

Sparkle: You supply the snow and you do what you please wit it.
A Columbian Special by -SVEN- December 8, 2012

British Columbia 

The westernmost province in Canada. Home to the beautiful Vancouver, where you can live if you are a multi-millionaire or in the marijuana business. Not the capital, however, that's Victoria. Where you can live if you watch congress sessions for fun.
My dealer lives in British Columbia.
British Columbia by Aleiksa March 8, 2018

England columbia 

When a boy snot rockets into you’re fanny by accident and he tries re sniffing it and spitting it in his mouth then using the same slot as lube to suck him off after his nob is nice and wet he slips it in your ass while saying he’s pablo Escobar
Can I accidentally England Columbia you later

Holy Columbian 

When a Columbian woman with a thick fat juicy dump truck of an ass sits on your cracked phone screen and when she gets up your phone screen is magically fixed.
Columbian: *sits on friends cracked phone*
Person with phone: “Dude I wear to god if you crack my phone screen any more I’m gonna kill myself.”
Columbian: *gets up*

*phone screen is fixed*
Person with phone: “Dude did you just pull a Holy Columbian?”

19TH COMBINED ARMS 

An absolute unit of Indiana gigachads nicknamed “The Red Hoosiers” that love to get jacked on caffeine and get shit done.
These 19th Combined Arms gigachads keep on sipping caffeine and killing their opponents. One of them just hit the naenae on top of our teammates body!

word to your mother and father combined 

An emphasized variant of the phrase word to your mother, but in the form of a friendly insult. Limited in use, mainly by geeky technophiles.
*Player to opponent, after winning a game of Axis & Allies (total victory condition)*: Oh, you just got owned! Word to your mother and father COMBINED!