There is no true definition for Keep Calm And Chive On, but this is the best I have. It Is a phrase used when life is hard and there is nothing you can do about it but take the next step. It is like a cheer from a football team that everyone loves!
My house burned down during the storms while I was at the hospital getting chemo treatment for my cancer, just have to keep calm and chive on.
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During the Middle Ages the word came into use as an insult used among people from the lower classes. Nowadays it is still used frequently when one wants to describe a person who is incapable of normal behaviour and has a serious mental illness.
During the Middle Ages the word came into use as an insult used among people from the lower classes. Nowadays it is still used frequently when one wants to describe a person who is incapable of normal behaviour and has a serious mental illness.
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A class every single Albertan kido has to take in 11th grade, or else they cant graduate! It's really a fun class though, at this very moment im actually in it...
You learn how to live life. And when someone asks you, what do you have now? You say CALM but it sounds like cum so their like what?! But really, its a fun class.
oh yeah, and you cant swear in it or else you hafta do push ups. These are the following swears:
crap, fuck, shit, bitch, damn, damnit, god damnit, cunt, dick, cock, jubba nubba thuban, satan, ETC. (JK for satan)
A class every single Albertan kido has to take in 11th grade, or else they cant graduate! It's really a fun class though, at this very moment im actually in it...
You learn how to live life. And when someone asks you, what do you have now? You say CALM but it sounds like cum so their like what?! But really, its a fun class.
oh yeah, and you cant swear in it or else you hafta do push ups. These are the following swears:
crap, fuck, shit, bitch, damn, damnit, god damnit, cunt, dick, cock, jubba nubba thuban, satan, ETC. (JK for satan)
Student1: Hey what do you have right now?
Student2: Calm...
Student1: gross dude.
George Bush: calm saved my life, though my life didnt go anywheree...
Student1: Hey I love calm, did you know that my friend failed it, and hes taking it again?
Student2: really? its like the easiest class ever, easier than a spare dammit.
teacher: FUCK! DO SOME GOD DAMN PUSH UPS .
Student2: Calm...
Student1: gross dude.
George Bush: calm saved my life, though my life didnt go anywheree...
Student1: Hey I love calm, did you know that my friend failed it, and hes taking it again?
Student2: really? its like the easiest class ever, easier than a spare dammit.
teacher: FUCK! DO SOME GOD DAMN PUSH UPS .
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*Insert image of girl opening the door on Chive addicted boyfriend scrolling through app as he sits on toilet*
*Insert second image of girl reassuring him to "Keep Calm and Chive On!" while closing the door and running away*
*Insert second image of girl reassuring him to "Keep Calm and Chive On!" while closing the door and running away*
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