Shrek Dick Candle

A green candle representing an increase of 20% or more on a stocks trading chart. A massive green bar similar to the erect shaft of Shrek’s member.

Woah! EOSE closed with a massive Shrek dick candle today!

by Shrieked January 30, 2025

candle

a portable device capable of cooking a medium child to an extent

pass me the candle these children will thaw out if we dont roast thum now

by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 18, 2020

The Wankee Candle

Created by none other than Drakey Fucking Hall. The Wankee Candle is a candle that once lit acts as an aphrodisiac. Around women you make sweet love. Alone you wank yourself into oblivion.

I didn't get lucky so when I got home I lit The Wankee Candle. My chest looked like I had been attacked by Spider-Man come 3am.

by Drakey_Hall February 6, 2018

Oddly shaped candle

When in rule 34 art, when a dick casts a shadow, but you can only see the shadow

“Oh, have you seen this art, that’s the shadow of an oddly shaped candle”

by Derpking666 December 30, 2023

Wet candle in a dark cave

Term that explains someone who is so lost that they are beyond return or are very very stupid.

“Man that bitch Sabrina is one wet candle in a dark cave”

by Big Sawse October 22, 2020

The Roman Candle

A sex move in which a person with a functioning penis inserts PopRocks candy into their urethra while erect, inserts their penis into their partners ass, and begins to urinate during the act of penetration.

“So I was at the club last night with Brad and he told me he wants to give me The Roman Candle!”

by Bigbeefking69420 January 17, 2022

Candle Pop

When your girlfriend/wife gives you a blow job while you give her an ear candle.

My girlfriend asked me to light her ear candle, while she was laying there she pulled down my pants and blew me before the flame went out then yelled Chinese Candle Pop!

by ChinseXandlePop September 22, 2025