Brantford is a fun city in Ontario that resides outside of the GTA. Murder, assault, theft, drug use, and tape are all activities that the locals love to do here! They especially take pride in their murder rate as they often get to compete with Thunder Bay for who claims the top spot in Canada each year as a friendly competition! The citizens here also love minorities as shown by their extremely high hate crime rate! Their women are also quite fun! If you’re lonely and in need of a friend, pay the ones standing on the corners to hop in your stolen car and hangout with you for an hour! Oh, I almost forgot, they city has fireworks displays every night, just listen and you’ll here it anywhere you are! I can never seem to find them when I look up though……
Are you white, violent, poor, uneducated, intolerant, and a redneck? Brantford is the city for you! Houses start at a rate of $5.79, a pack of cigarettes, and a bottle of booze!
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Get the Brantford mug.Brantford is A city beside Hamilton in southern Ontario. It is known for its high crime rates, high poverty rate, and high drug use. The lack of policing, money, and it’s surplus of drugs that can be found on any street corner contribute to the majority of the violence in the city. Calling it blue collar would be an insult to blue collar towns. At the time of writing, it currently holds the top spots for homicides and fentanyl induced hospital visits in Canada. It’s also one of the few cities in the entire world that doesn’t have a safe neighbourhood as they have all been polluted by the products of the many ghettos and the many projects
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Get the Brast mug.Brantford is a poverty stricken White ghetto in Ontario where murders, fights, drug dealing and drinking are more common than putting milk in your cereal. Police don’t do their job due to the limited funds, corruption and flat out laziness. Lots of Tim Horton’s though
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