Braden

Braden is a person who will give you his shoulder to lean on, and will patiently listen to anyones personal problems. He teaches you how to handle life seriously, and  how to solve your problems by facing it without any fear. He knows how to make a girl smile and forget about the rest of the world. He will give you a mysterious sort of eye contact that will kill you.... In a good way. Braden will cheer you up no matter what kind of a day you have had. He is an easy-going, handsome, smart, and hard working young man. Braden will make you feel like there is no need to compete for any other chick because he will accept you for who you are.  Braden is not the type to judge anybody so when you want to be yourself and show your true colours then he is the perfect person to be with. Braden is truly the real prince charming.

Girl: I think i met myself a Braden <3
Girlfriend: Your the luckiest girl in the world.

by Cheygirl96 January 8, 2012

brain masturbation

You take a thought provoking concept and decide to think extremely deeply about this particular concept. Something which often confuses most people or which has never been/cant be solved. The person thinks about and explores many areas of this concept to such an extent that they feel very mentally exhausted and also may experience a headache. In extreme circumstances epitaxis (a nose bleed) may occur. This can then be compared to the familiar term of wanking where sperm is ejactulated on pleasuring the penis - using the brain to extreme effect that blood is produced (sperm) = brain masturbation(wanking)

the concept of time zones - do you actually live longer if you move from one zone to another, depending on the zone and your place of birth - where brain masturbation originated from

what death feels like

afterlife

time stopping

by patrick3amnicole July 19, 2010

Braden Evasion

A car chase maneuver. The driver when being followed will signal to turn left (or right)and then will actually turn the opposite way to try and lose the chaser. It usually isn't very effective but can work in various situations.

Braden is getting chased by Alex at a high speed in a residential area. Braden thinks to use the Braden Evasion; in an attempt to lose Alex, Braden signals to turn left and waits for Alex to slightly prepare to turn that way. Then Braden quickly turns right, hopefully outwitting Alex.

by dude_guy November 22, 2007

brain queef

what is rejected by the brain after it has been completely and utterly fucked

That physics class gave me a brain queef.

What the hell? That's crazy! I'm going to have a brain queef!

by Uncle Ike May 15, 2009

porn brain

A brain, usually human and male, wired to orgasm only to pixelated imagery or memories. The first stage is less wood and delayed ejaculation with real women. Some men have mismatched libidos with their partner and this can help. But being unable to jack off without porn and erectile dysfunction can happen in extreme cases, so test yourself without porn regularly!

Even though my wife likes to have sex less often than me, she's really cool about my porn brain.

by IceHouse939 August 18, 2013

brain surgeon

A female who excels in the art of sucking cocks. Has become known for blowing your mind.

That bitch gave me some wicked brains, she was a brain surgeon

by Patrick Segunta September 10, 2003

braden

the perfect boyfriend. one that will tell you sweet things, kiss you in the rain, play with you in the snow. one that knows your beautiful and isn't afraid to tell you. the kind of boy any girl would want.

girl 1: i just got a braden for christmas!
girl 2: i hate you thats what i wanted!

by cutie_booty December 20, 2008