baracketship

(n.)A person or situation that intends the greatest good, but is doomed to utter failure.

Our relationship was ok at first, but now im starting to think its a real baracketship.

by Davriel Schultz January 23, 2009

What's brackin?

What's up? Whatchu doing? What's good?

Hey bruh, what's brackin?

by Kountrackula September 3, 2020

barackniphobia

a fear of hope
was first used on the daily show

guy: i fucking hate barack obama

me: looks like somebody has a case of barackniphobia

by Joe Crook October 16, 2008

Barack Obama

Was the 44th president of the United States of America and the first black man to be elected president. He was inagurated on January 20, 2009 and left office on January 20, 2017

Barack Obama was an african american president

Barack Obama was president for two terms

by Clarksons Malarkes January 2, 2019

Snack Bracket

Pertaining to the dating rule of "Half your age plus seven" to denote potential mates of a socially acceptable age. Those within an acceptable age range for engaging in an intimate relationship with.

Mary: Check out those hot guys outside of the University Centre...

Janine: No way man. Those guys are in first year. Completely out of your snack bracket.

by Valstar June 19, 2010

Brackards

The opposite of crackers and cheese... i.e. cheese goes on crackers... so break up crackers and dip the cheese in the cracker bits to smother the cheese in salt and cracker goodness. Brackards...

Dude i was tellin this kid about how we had brackards over a steakhouse burger... the best

Oh werd?

by brackardsguy October 18, 2008

Brackeholic

noun. One who is addicted to or in the state of being enslaved to tournament brackets, bracketology, and/or calculating tournament odds, to such an extent that its cessation causes severe trauma.

Every year, during March Madness, my brackeholic tendencies resurface as I compulsively print, study, and predict winning teams in the NCAA men's basketball tournament brackets.

by Stepmom43 March 16, 2009