deuce bandit

An individual who anonymously sneaks into a public or workplace restroom, drops a massive shit in the toilet and exits the restroom unnoticed without flushing. Leaving the disaster for the next person to discover.

I went into the McDonald's restroom and discovered that a Deuce Bandit had struck the only available stall so I had to hold it until I got home.

by TheGolem August 16, 2020

Barcode Bandit

Someone who is extremely depressed to the point where they cut themselves and make barcodes. (Without anyone trying to buy them)

Aly is a barcode bandit that depressed bitch.

by Antman457 March 21, 2021

Snapchat Bandit

The act of stealing girls nudes on Snapchat and posing as them on onlyfans to get money or showing their boyfriends their “loyalty”

The Snapchat Bandit got 10 nudes a day for a week by posing as a billionaire with a penthouse in LA

by SnapchatBandit September 25, 2021

Ring Tailed Bandit

A slang term for raccoon. The animal that is. Rather cute and crafty. Sucks about the rabies though.

Damn ring tailed bandit stole the beer right out of the cooler! How the hell did he open the cooler? How the hell is he gonna open the beer!?!?!?

by Wolf89 March 17, 2008

the great bandito

An older wiser male who younger people look up to and follow, in the underworld of organized crime. Looked upon as a leader, trustworthy, advisor, and one with answers.

We have to go to The Great Bandito! He'll know what to do, we can trust him.

by Space ghost March 8, 2016

The Dick Bandit

An unknown vigilante who draws dicks on various objects such as desks and computers for amusement.

The dick bandit struck again.

by Mommyhole November 13, 2018

Ukulele Smashing Bandito

Ukulele Smashing Banditoes love to smash anything and anyone with their Ukuleles. This isn't some massacre that was started by Tyler Joseph..though it could be. Usually, when their ukulele is all worn down, they would steal other people's Ukuleles and keep on going with their mini rampage! Make sure to be careful and stay away with anyone who has a ukulele and yellow tape, you never know if it's just the nice Banditoes, or the more insane ones..

"Mom? Can I get a ukulele?"
"Why may you ask?"
"Well..I just need to smash this one Bandito real quick.."
"Oh," mom said. "These Ukulele Smashing Banditoes do love to sabotage."

by aestherehxia July 18, 2019