"Blonde ambition" is when brunettes think that blonde hair will make them more attractive, therefore they spend money on highlights and other salon products to become blonde.They are not satisfied with the hair color they were born with and have low self esteem about their generic hair color.
Brunette-"Hey I would like blonde highlights"(God I can't wait to be blonde, maybe now (Name of random guy) will look at me!ie. blonde ambition.
Salon Owner-"That will be $40.
Salon Owner-"That will be $40.
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Is NOT the same as ginger hair, but is unfortunately sometimes considered the same. A real Strawberry blonde has got light red hair, with light blonde highlights. It's a very uncommon hair color. It is required to have genes for both blonde and red hair from both your mother's side and your father's side, and since blonde is more dominant than red hair, so it does not occur very often. Strawberry blonde is one of the absolutely most uncommon hair colors.
"Fake" Strawberry blondes are just people who are gingers, but has got a lighter shade of red, or people with darker hair who failed when bleaching it. (Gives a bright yellow/orange color)
Strawberry blondes might or mightn't have freckles, and most commonly green eyes. Sometimes they're blue though.
So, real gingers, don't try to trick people into thinking you're strawberry blondes when you're not! If you don't have natural blonde highlights in it, you're a ginger and therefor have no soul!
"Fake" Strawberry blondes are just people who are gingers, but has got a lighter shade of red, or people with darker hair who failed when bleaching it. (Gives a bright yellow/orange color)
Strawberry blondes might or mightn't have freckles, and most commonly green eyes. Sometimes they're blue though.
So, real gingers, don't try to trick people into thinking you're strawberry blondes when you're not! If you don't have natural blonde highlights in it, you're a ginger and therefor have no soul!
"Dude, I saw this girl with long strawberry blonde hair the other day!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, it was really beautiful and golden-colored!"
"Did she have highlights in it?"
"No.."
"Then she failed when bleaching her hair. She's most likely a soulless ginger."
"Dude, really? Damn it."
"Really?"
"Yeah, it was really beautiful and golden-colored!"
"Did she have highlights in it?"
"No.."
"Then she failed when bleaching her hair. She's most likely a soulless ginger."
"Dude, really? Damn it."
by IKnowEverythingThatYouDont March 29, 2012
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A blogdouche is an internet user who contributes in a blog as an anonymous commenter, and in the process, exposes themself as the massive douche that they actually are.
Blogdouches often attack regular contributors with angry diatribes that are typically riddled with spelling and punctuation mistakes, often on purpose. The typical blogdouche will cast wild fallacies to back their illogical and often idiotic opinions.
A common trait associated with a blogdouche is that of “Repeat Posts.” The two most common types of repeat posts are:
Slight Edits:
Many times after posting a reply comment to the main thread or to another comment, a blogdouche will realize something that could have been said in a slightly wittier manner, and will repeat post with slight edits to their original post. This is a more minor blogdouche as they may have some redeeming ability to be funny in their posts.
Exact Duplication:
The worst offending blogdouche will post a reply comment to the main thread or to another comment, and then shortly afterwards press the refresh button and then repost the original form data. This will often result in an exact duplication of the original comment, in extreme cases of blogdouchery, three or more times. It is believed that they are typically pressing refresh repeatedly to see if a normal blog user has responded to their moronic comments. This is beleived to be an attempt at starting a "Flame War" However, little is known about the psyche of these worst offending blogdouches, as the actual physical specimen is difficult to observe due to the rarity of these blogdouches admitting to having committed such an act within any public spotlight.
Blogdouches can be observed in their natural habitat on the blog thread discussion Lindsay Lohan’s fake boobs located at www.shinydonkey.com
Blogdouches often attack regular contributors with angry diatribes that are typically riddled with spelling and punctuation mistakes, often on purpose. The typical blogdouche will cast wild fallacies to back their illogical and often idiotic opinions.
A common trait associated with a blogdouche is that of “Repeat Posts.” The two most common types of repeat posts are:
Slight Edits:
Many times after posting a reply comment to the main thread or to another comment, a blogdouche will realize something that could have been said in a slightly wittier manner, and will repeat post with slight edits to their original post. This is a more minor blogdouche as they may have some redeeming ability to be funny in their posts.
Exact Duplication:
The worst offending blogdouche will post a reply comment to the main thread or to another comment, and then shortly afterwards press the refresh button and then repost the original form data. This will often result in an exact duplication of the original comment, in extreme cases of blogdouchery, three or more times. It is believed that they are typically pressing refresh repeatedly to see if a normal blog user has responded to their moronic comments. This is beleived to be an attempt at starting a "Flame War" However, little is known about the psyche of these worst offending blogdouches, as the actual physical specimen is difficult to observe due to the rarity of these blogdouches admitting to having committed such an act within any public spotlight.
Blogdouches can be observed in their natural habitat on the blog thread discussion Lindsay Lohan’s fake boobs located at www.shinydonkey.com
From: www.shinydonkey.com /threads/308.aspx
A poster named Kelci stated "I can officially confirm that Lindsay Lohan had a boob job...My aunt did them..."
Shortly later, a poster named markey stated "hey dude,on behalf of lindsay lohan,if u really(though i don't)believe that she had the u know where implants,pls dun say it in public like that,k?plzzz "
So, Kelci and Marky are douches and they are using a blog... therefore they are both blogdouches
A poster named Kelci stated "I can officially confirm that Lindsay Lohan had a boob job...My aunt did them..."
Shortly later, a poster named markey stated "hey dude,on behalf of lindsay lohan,if u really(though i don't)believe that she had the u know where implants,pls dun say it in public like that,k?plzzz "
So, Kelci and Marky are douches and they are using a blog... therefore they are both blogdouches
by santan December 11, 2008
Get the blogdouche mug.used as a pronoun for an attractive female with blonde hair. usually used if the female's name is unknown.
Dan: hey Darco, who was that girl that asked you out on Friday?
Darco: some blondage, I think she said her name was Paulina, Christina, or something like that...
Darco: some blondage, I think she said her name was Paulina, Christina, or something like that...
by Darco July 12, 2006
Get the blondage mug.Brunettes, red-heads and dark-haired women who dye their hair blonde because they are embarrassed of their hair color. The color winds up growing out in a few weeks leaving them looking like zebras. Artificial and vain. The female analog of bald guys who grow out thin strands of hair on the sides in order to comb it over the top to hide their shiny tops. Term first coined by Michael Mannske in his book "Foreign and Domestic."
"I can see her dark roots from across the bar. I'm tellin' ya, man, stay away from her. She's a comb-over blonde."
by Ajax Dunn January 3, 2009
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