Bloot

A multipurpose utterance used in conversation as a substitute for esoteric, challenging, predictable or forgotten words, or as a means of giving one's own gestures unnecessary audible emphasis.

You can tell a dog is happy from the way it can't stop wagging its bloot.

by WildeAtHeart September 18, 2019

blooster

Plastic bottle transformed into bong type device

We got no swishers.Lets hit it through the blooster

by zazavod January 9, 2020

blooper reel

When your brain suddenly brings up the time(s) you did some really embarrassing shit

friend A- “hey you’ve been quiet for a few minutes what’s up”
friend B- “nothing I’m just watching my blooper reel”

by The Duke of Shittington March 7, 2020

Bloop

Very loud sound, still unidentified origins

Bloop

by Reusable Dickhead June 22, 2020

Bloop

A word uttered by a retarded person.

Brian: Hey bro, have you eaten lunch?

Ben: Bloop, Bloop, Bloop.

Brian: I hear ya. (hugs with sympathy)

by mr.meep20 July 7, 2020

Blooty Salon

Blue- tee sal- on: Refers to salon services administered by a non-certified individual. Usually done by self, friend or relative, in a home setting. Often with mixed to disastrous results.

Why is your hair orange and patchy?

Because I got it done at the blooty salon, my cousin helped me.

by Toffiffay July 21, 2020

bloop

The underwater giant sea-creature.

that bloop is pretty scary lookin.

by amazeballsmymomsucks September 7, 2020