Blite me

Blow me then bite me

Go blite me!

by Lordgenesis January 28, 2021

blitzex

Genshin Impact streamer who is very famoose on tiktok and twitch. He is very cool.

Person 1: “Hey dude have you heard of ‘Blitzex?’”

Person 2: “Yeah I have! He carried me on the event this week..”

by wormsucks July 2, 2021

blits

A drunk Finnish man who recently started to come to terms with his obsession over anthropomorphic furry creatures.

Hates the Swedish and the Turks

Is blits drunk again?

> When has he not been drunk? This nibba's veins are basically made from vodka.

by Rowin November 23, 2021

stupid blitz

this is the name that you call someone when they don't do something that everyone else is doing, and because of this, they miss out on something really cool happening

Gabby: I'm not going on the field trip.

*Gabby doesn't go on the field trip and a high speed chase happens on the highway on the way back from the field trip.*

Gabby: Aw, crap! I missed out! I am such a stupid blitz!

by lzrdbrth225 December 19, 2010

Ding Dong Blitz

When a dude walks into an environment and he is the only guy present. When this situation occurs looks do not matter, personality does not matter... Your ding dong will be blitzed!!!

" (Bryan walks into a room full of chick).. oh yea I am about to get a Ding dong Blitzed!!! "

by Blitztastic April 29, 2010

Blit

A single hemorrhoid that protrudes from an ass hole. Looks much like a clit, except its on a butt instead of a pussy. Otherwise known as a butt clit.

She was licking my blit just like it was a pussy!

by Frank Poncherello April 12, 2009

blilf

Bag Lady I'd Like To Fuck.

As Steve and Chris drove through skid row, Chris Pointed out one particular bum. "Damn," he said, "that's one fiiiine blilf!"

by calflog August 25, 2006