verticle blinds

The strings of ejaculate formed between top and bottom eyelashes upon opening of the eyes after a facial.

That girl could barely see me through the verticle blinds I left on her eyes.

by maxeamus March 8, 2003

ill stick your arms in a blender and skin you alive

It means i love what you've done with your couch setup.

ill stick your arms in a blender and skin you alive

my penis is sad :(

Yeah i like strudel too

by meowu80u80 March 15, 2010

blend

Blend - the common merging of the words BELL and END to reply with quick response during an insult war. Also used to simply 'pull someones pants down' in front of a group of peers or fine young females.

Craig - you are a right Blend lad
Mark - Cheers mate, much appreciated

by Craig Mogga March 27, 2007

blender material

Someone is blender material when the user of the word believes that people in general {as well as themselves} would rather have sex with a blender than that person.

Tom: Eugh. She`s blender material.

by Keijei August 14, 2007

Blandslide

An overwhelming amount of boring information forced onto an audience that could not possibly care less.

We sat through a four hour lecture on the history of lectures. I wanted to stab my ears with a pencil. It was a total blandslide.

by Reverend Homeslice February 3, 2012

Blend 43

Sewage water masquerading as instant coffee but some people find it alright.

Person A: Want me to make you some instant coffee?

Person B: Is that blend 43? No thanks, it's indistinguishable from sewage water.

Person A: It tastes alright. To each his own, I guess.

by no1zhere May 26, 2018

Blindsystems

The most retarded stupid fuck that rides everyone’s dick

You’re such a blindsystems

by Slitlings December 6, 2018