Definitions by Keijei

blender material 

Someone is blender material when the user of the word believes that people in general {as well as themselves} would rather have sex with a blender than that person.

Tom: Eugh. She`s blender material.

blender material by Keijei August 14, 2007

iPerbole 

1. The word used to describe the overly big deal made over Apple iPod products.

2. The parties that result from these overly big deals.

Policeman #1: What is it, John?
Policeman #2: Major iPerbole.

iPerbole by Keijei August 3, 2007

a beautiful lie

1] An album by 30 Seconds to Mars.
2] A lie told by the men Beyoncé and Shakira describe as beautiful liars.
3] A pretty bed or couch.
4] The word `lie` emblazoned in pretty letters on a surface.

-looks at wall
That`s a beautiful lie.

a beautiful lie by Keijei August 3, 2007