a beating from the love truncheon

to creep up on a girlfriend from behind and slap your cock off her cheek"

"if you beat me with your love truncheon again im never gonna suck it again"

by Anonymous December 12, 2006

Breathing

A JOJO reference.

Someone: I like breathing
An intellectual: Oh so you like JOJO

by Cabbage_Pult November 13, 2020

deep breathing exercises

Process of getting high as fuck

Yo whatcha up to?
Nothing much just deep breathing exercises.

by Poppyseeddoobie November 30, 2013

dad breathing

when you breathe weirdly loud, in a similar way to dads and old men do especially when being creepy

*breathes*
dude, why are you dad breathing?
sorry man, I have inefficient lungs

by flower kiddo February 15, 2017

breaching whale

When you are in the swimming pool and want to get water out of your ear. You jump up out of the water and flop on your side. This can also be done for fun at swimming or swim practice and even in a formation.

WARNING it becomes addictive and you do it without water in your ear

what were the doing in the pool?

oh that was the breaching whale

AWESOME!

by soflippinglax June 10, 2011

BLACK BITCH BREATHING

It is a {LOADED GUN}
1. This is a street term for having a LOADED GUN somewhere on your body.
2. A fully Loaded Gun ready to shoot from the hip, no need or time TO LOAD BULLETS.
3. {BREATHING} = A LIVE GUN = BULLETS LOADED = READY & waiting to shoot ANYTIME/ANYWHERE.
4. If you are not BREATHING, you are DEAD.
DEAD GUN is NOT LOADED AND CAN'T HELP OR PROTECT ANYONE. USELESS

I always keep a BLACK BITCH BREATHING on me.
BLACK = COLOR of most GUNS
BITCH = YOUR GUN, OWNERSHIP TERM for all kinds of things. In This Case YOUR GUN.
BREATHING = ALIVE AND READY - LOADED

Not a girl.
A Girl is a Shorty.

by ARTLOVER3 April 15, 2009

Beaching One

The act of sitting on the toliet backwards,facing the tank and taking a crap. The fecal material will be deposited in the bowl, above the water line, resulting in a very aromatic deposit. Secondly, when flushed, the water from the bowl will not be in the proper alignment to wash the offending turd into the drain, leaving it to dry and stain the bowl until some poor bastard has to physically remove it.

The boss pissed me off this morning, so I decided that beaching one in the executive washroom just prior to his morning movement was the perfect revenge.

by rockman08 August 29, 2006