slam blasted

When you are so high your motor functions are impeded. Sentences become hard to formulate and you look cross-eyed.
Friend 1: Bro what's wrong with you, are you high?

Me: Nah bro I'm slam blasted...
by slam blasted March 22, 2020
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Vag Blasted

The act of having unprotected sex resulting in pregnancy.
Hey I heard you got vag blasted last week... when are you due?
by browndinner May 14, 2013
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tarzan blasting

Tarzan blasting is when a man or women are hanging from trees whilst they are finger blasting each other whilst they are having sex.
man: do u wanna go tarzan blasting

women: YASSSS
man: alright lets find a tree then
by King Smurf November 13, 2018
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jefferson blast

It originates from the episode of South Park called The Jeffersons. In this episodes a new person moves into South Park who is supposed to be Michael Jackson in disguise. This new person is called Michael Jefferson. Mr. Jefferson likes to sing and makes these sounds: hee hee (said in a very high voice), jikjamona, jahmone, jikjabeejerka. So a Jefferson blast is when you make any of these sounds at random periods in time.
Person 1- Inside the core of the sun hydrogen-

Person 2- HEE HEE
Person 1- god dammit Elliot. Will u quit doing Jefferson blasts!
by poopy butt November 12, 2015
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bazooka blast

when you bouta end a bitch life
i swear to god when she told me that shit i wanted to bazooka blast that hoe
by blondie1041 January 16, 2017
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Crack blast

Slang term for explosive diarrhea or can also be used as a negative expletive to express extreme frustration.
Man that Taco Bell had me crack blastin’ for half an hour straight!

CRACK BLAST! We lost
by Exa_N0ri May 09, 2021
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Cheeto Blasting

The act of violently waking one from their sleep (typically after a night of heavy drinking) by screaming and throwing Cheetos in the sleeper's face, leaving the victim in a confused Cheeto-residue-covered state.
"We were so drunk last night, we started cheeto blasting people who were passed out in their tents"

"Did you see Chris?"
"No, what happened?"
"He was Cheeto blasted after he passed out at the party last night"

"To make my hangover worse, I was woke by a Cheeto blast"
by WefestRager October 31, 2011
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