Bearded Rascal

An unshorn vagina.

Crusty Sea Pirate (whilst looking at pirate-era porn): "Arg, wouldya look at the bearded rascal on this fine wench!"

by richippr October 1, 2008

Bearded Stanislaw

Sexual position wherein a female with an overly hairy muff (70's style) sits on their partner's face, back to nose, so the bush creates a beard on the sat upon.

With summer approaching, my girl was preparing for bikini time by getting a brazillian wax. I told her, "Hold on, this is a rare opportunity to experience a Bearded Stanislaw."

by G-Lux Chi-Town Melissa January 22, 2009

Bernard

Usually a black name. Name mainly found in Ohio. Mostly has curly hair and very nice. Will keep his best friends close. Also usually plays basketball.

Wow that Bernard is great.

by YourBoyOnTheGang October 28, 2019

San bernardino

a city that smells like ass cheeks i mean you would literally get your ass ate by a crack head they attack your ass

Hey john did you go to that one stinky ass place san bernardino

John: yeah bro i almost got my ass ate i went to that bootleg mall on waterman

by anonymous December 28, 2020

Cuban Bearded Bitch Smack

Is the act of a man ripping out his pubic hair and placing it in the palm of his hand followed by masterbating on said pubic hair in the palm of his hand. When the Pubic hair and Man gravy are mixed you smack the bitch in the face making the man gravy pubic hair mix stick to her face simulating a small beard.

I was doing this bitch doggy style and while she was cumming I gave her the Cuban Bearded Bitch Smack

by Azgru September 28, 2007

bearded clam roast

when a multitude of women get together.(the all women equalivent of a sausage fest.)

All the girls got together at Ashley's and had a bearded clam roast.

by trogdor lanelin February 27, 2007

Bernard course

Canadian slang. The opposite of a bird course.

This Bernard course has me contemplating suicide. Thank goodness there's Professor Hardy's bird course to save my average.

by CaptainCanada August 23, 2011