Bertation

A fill-in word used to replace a word in which one cannot bring to mind.

Well a very very heaveh... uh, heavy deh, bertation tonight.

by CalebTheGuitarist March 5, 2011

bertelli

Fucking awesome motherfucker that will fuck your hoe if you don't watch her like a hawk. likes lots of fucking pussy, usualy around his cock.

Dude, I'm feeling really bertelli right now.

by Nick & Ryan. January 6, 2008

Beerthirty

A point during the day when a person decides its a good time to open a beer.

I just go out of work i think its Beerthirty

by BA3573 June 12, 2010

BearTrap

To flirt shamelessly with a guy until he likes you back, at which point you stop talking to him (to set the bait until he likes you back, at which point you shut the bear trap). Used most commonly as a relief for boredom.

Hey, did you hear Jimmy asked me to prom? Yeah, I totally beartrap -ped him into that. Hahaha.

by Coral McGrabbers June 4, 2011

beotch

Pimpguistics

1.Beotch be cool!!!
2.Where my monies at biotch!?

by Nikita, Biotch!!! August 11, 2003

bertaholic

Some one obsessed with all things bert.

Phoebe Johnson is a bertaholic.

by earnestj March 15, 2008

bert

A nice, secretive way of saying "bitch".

Derived from the way "bitch" sounds when yelled and muffled at the same time.

"Hey, holla at them hoochies over there."
"What's up, BERT!?"

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> January 24, 2008