bedgehog

A hedge hog in bed

Sonic is a Bedgehog

by I am not a cat or. Shark January 30, 2018

Badger in the mailbox

A term for an unexpected or unpredictable problem or issue which causes harm, physically, mentally, etc.
Can be used if the problem is self created or not.

Referential to the idea of a mailman’s opening a mailbox unknowingly containing an angered badger

(Self Created Problem) *Joe trips and hurts his nose*
Steve: Man, you really put the badger in the mailbox
Joe: I guess so

(Not self created) *Crazy girl destroys Steve’s car*
Steve: Man I really missed the badger in the mailbox there

by Thex1Amigo September 26, 2018

bengerman

I fuck who literally gives zero fucks and still some how, has sex with anyone he wants, women and men even sometimes animals especially cats

BENGERMAN GET OFF MY CAT DAMIT

by TOMMY TOMERSON October 31, 2020

Badgerhole

The anus - specifically referenced in moments of loving penetration, juxtaposed against the rushed pace of daily urban life.

Charles: Oh Petulia, you know I've always wanted to hold you so close and look into those deep blue eyes of yours.
Petulia: Charles, stop being so overdramatic and stick it in honey - We've only got 5 minutes!

(Charles thrusts forward, to no avail)

Petulia: Honey, wrong hole - not in the pink, in the stink !
Charles: Roger that Petulia : Try number 2 - this bunny is going down the badgerhole !

by Shyboy72 November 27, 2020

Berger

🧩

Berger = 🧩

by I hate myself 69 January 19, 2021

badger impersonator

A scabby man from the Mansfield or Worksop area with an unhealthy interest in animals.

Arthur Atkinson you dirty badger impersonator, pull up your trousers and get our of my zoo!!!

by punji63 November 30, 2021

Badgerial

Adj. Of or related to badgers.

"Badgers are Badgerial."

by Kobi Prism-spot July 29, 2023