2 meter beater

An extremely large penis, the penis equivalent of XXXL.
Girl: Can I see your cock?
Boy: Sure
Girl: You have a 2 meter beater!
by SeahawksFan24 December 17, 2015
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grubby dick beaters

A term used to describe the unwashed hands of an adolescent male.
HEY!! Get your grubby dick beaters off my burger!
by Mr_Shlaapu November 16, 2017
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Sacramento Egg Beater

While going down on a girl, the other person (male or female) inserts his/her index fingers into the vagina. He/she should then make circles (one clockwise and one counterclockwise) with their fingers while stimulating the clitoris. This motion mimicks that of an egg beater.
Jon: What did you do last night?
Mike: I was with this girl. She didn't want to have sex, but I totally gave her the Sacramento Egg Beater
by MCRT629 April 19, 2009
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Madison Egg Beater

A Madison Egg Beater is where you are doing a girl doggy style and really cramming it in to her, but decide you want to stick it up her ass. As you are cramming her ass, you get a nice lougie ready in your mouth and when you are about to ejaculate you flip her over, hock the lougie into her mouth and then shoot your load into her mouth as well; making the jism and lougie look like an egg on the stove. Now take your dick and ram it into her mouth and swirl it around like an egg beater.
I brought this bitch home last night from the bar and really wanted to pound it from behind. She begged for it in the ass and I obliged, but then I decided I wanted to give her a Madison Egg Beater- the dumb bitch swallowed it all!
by the squirter September 23, 2010
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beater bitch

A scuzzy, ugly, worthless and supremely stupid woman that's not worth two seconds' care or consideration. --Like a beater car.
I've got a beater bitch up in Mount Vernon. She's so bad that I wouldn't take to a shit-fight if I had first throw and could use her as ammunition.
by Bloodystocking October 12, 2007
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Milometer Wife Beater

A man with a very small penis who is very good at pleasing women.
Bill is a milometer wife beater for sure! Said Karen to Jane.
by Torlo September 30, 2019
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