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bathroom stall

The place "that one guy" takes you because there are no other options.
I followed him into the bathroom knowing there was no turning back but I could not resist his charm and confident stride.
by Jen March 29, 2004
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bathroom realization

After partying continuously for a few hours, and still feeling fine, you sit on the toilet to use the bathroom, and it is then and there that you realize you are totally wasted.
"OMG you guys, I just had a bathroom realization, I need to drink water for awhile."
by Cassiebeth182 November 6, 2006
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bajorn

slang for the top part of a muffin
"im not that hungry right now, so im just gonna eat the bajorn off of this muffin"
by bajorn eater October 2, 2006
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Bathroom Broadband

The laying of a long brown cable in the toilet bowl
Girlfriend: 'you spent ages in the bathroom, what were you doing?'

You: 'Just laying the bathroom broadband'
by Supersonic- November 14, 2009
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bathroomly duties

A more polite and genteel way of describing what one does while perched upon the porcelain throne.
Chauncey Throckmorton:

I must say, my dear Douchington, that I partook of a good deal of those White Castle "sliders" whilst visiting the United States. While I confess the taste was quite delightful, I was dismayed at the havoc they wrought upon my gastrointestinal system. Upon hearing the cacophonous stomach rumbling, I realized that the need to attend to my bathroomly duties was indeed urgent!

Winston Douchington:

Oh dear, my good Throckmorton, is there anything to be learnt from this most unfortunate turn of events?

Chauncey Throckmorton:

Well, Douchington, I suspect that the lesson to be learnt here is that one should eat the damned things whilst perched upon the porcelain throne.

Winston Douchington:

Ah, but of course, my good Throckmorton. But of course!
by whimzzical July 13, 2010
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bathroom squad

A group of girls that hide from the male species. Most commonly found in bathrooms after embarrassing moments talking about rumors spread around.
OMG! Did you see what just happened. There is most definetly a bathroom squad conversing right now.
by rebels.without.a.cause November 30, 2015
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canadian bathrobe

When you come home and take off all your clothes and rub sausage and maple syrup all over your nipples
Guy 1: Woah man why are your nipples sticky?

Guy 2: oh well I just got a Canadian bathrobe
by Spencer and Bryce October 10, 2013
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