Atomic Wedgie

A degrading prank performed by socially inept, infantile idiots who think it will make them seem more "manly" and who have no other skills to what they perceive as "impressing" people.

These fuckheads often lack foresight in realizing that their victims will never forget their actions and will one day get the revenge they deserve.

Dude, remember when Jimmy gave John an atomic wedgie back in high school, last I heard was Jimmy is in prison and John is doing well with a nice house and a smoking hot wife.

(other dude) Yeah, Jimmy was always such a dick! He though those pranks would make the girls like him. Stupid fuckin cock-smoker, all it did was make him look like an idiot. Damn, I hate idiots like him!

Yeah Man, karma's a bitch ain't it?

by Crisb1 August 28, 2015

Atomic Teabag

This act involves 3 people. One person must be male, the other 2 don't matter. While someone is sitting down, a male will walk behind them and teabag them. When the teabagged person turns around to see what just happened, another person steps in front and pulls down their pants and bends over in their facial area. When the victim turns around, they receive a face full of bum.

Last night sam and pat pulled an atomic teabag on cynthia. She cried for an hour.

by jeffariah January 10, 2008

atomic mutton

a group of nold slags out on the piss on a Saturday night

by eddie23 August 6, 2003

Atomic Fuck

Sex is with a penis and a vagina, fucking is with a cock and a pussy, but an ATOMIC FUCK is when you're fucking her and the top of a pyramid's in her ass etc.

Last night during footloose me and that bitch ATOMIC FUCKed.

by Ja@kkk June 19, 2011

Girl atomic wedgie

When you give a girl the most painful wedgie and ending it with them on her head

I like seeing girl atomic wedgies all the time

by Animelover39000 October 10, 2017

atommyb

Possibly the best cs player in the world. Plays for #tramps which are possibly the best clan in the world.

"FFS Tommyb flashed me"
"FFS Tommyb learn the map"
"FFS Tommyb this is CO not mr12"
"FFS Tommyb what's wrong with your radar"
"FFS Tommyb you bought every grenade on an eco round"
"FFS Tommyb is a daft rooster"

by Anonymous June 17, 2003

atomic twittercide

The tweet to end all tweets on a topic that you know is completely the right thing to tweet, but cannot handle the backlash that would follow such madness.

Mike set off an atomic twittercide bomb by telling Amy she looked fat in her new dress.

by Nicholas Giroux November 1, 2012