A.S.S 

Akward Speed Syndrome.

The friend in your group that walks ahead or behind the groups pace of walking. There is a standard pace set for the group who is walking but one of the people in the group does not agree with that pace and therefore either walks ahead or behind of said pace.

Me: "Why is he walking so far ahead of us?"
Other displeased group member: "He's an A.S.S"

A.S.S by The Rack November 17, 2010

A.S.S.

Acronym for after school shit.
The customary excretion that it performed upon arrival home from school

"I had a great A.S.S. last night!"
"What? You did someone in the ass?
"No stupid! an After School Shit!"

A.S.S. by DJNigelDigel April 22, 2009

A.S.S.

Bryan Adams, Rod Stewart, and Sting (The initials of Adams, Stewart, Sting)

Have you ever heard A.S.S. singing All for love?

A.S.S. by AGreatBigFan November 8, 2010

As Serious As Joe 

A phrase used to express the lack of care or interest in the particular topic; usually used in school scenarios, when your teacher assigns you something, dont give a shit, but then finish with an A in the class.

Example 1:
Yeah I haven't done my homework for the past few days, but I still aced the test...
Wow you've been As Serious As Joe lately.
Example 2:
Hey did you read chapters 27 & 28?
No, Ill just read them next week, im taking this As Serious As Joe

As Serious As Joe by ssmarine09 March 7, 2012

As straight as a roman road 

A person who is not A Gay

Cecil: "Oh my god, I would run my beefsteak through Russell Crowe in a flash - is he A Gay?"

Jack: "No way dude, he's as straight as a roman road"

As straight as a roman road by Descriptor-General March 13, 2013

as-salawat

As-salawat is the plural of the Arabic word Salat or As-salat which means prayer/ The prayer. Its defines a person of great faith, wisdom and strength. She's a very clever and calculative individual who loves to make people around her happy sometimes this need makes her seems dominating and controlling but overall there is no dull moment around her. generally, she's really a fun person to be with.

as-salawat is a female Muslim name

as-salawat by Fair_race February 5, 2020

As smooth as a porcupine in a vat of meatloaf

That Letitia is wrong

You're as smooth as a porcupine in a vat of meatloaf

As smooth as a porcupine in a vat of meatloaf by Davidwasnthere November 18, 2021