Rufus Archibald Biff

A fat dog. 3 brothers and always beats on poncho. Only a small percent off muscle, contains 92% body fat. originally from the pound. One time bit gabriel and he wanted to send him back.

Rufus Archibald Biff is fat

by Lucy Hater July 17, 2022

Archibald

perfection. He is perfection. Like bruh if u get urself an Archibald you’ve won at life that’s all I’ll say.

Bro who’s that guy with?
He’s with an Archibald. He’s hit the jackpot
Damn that’s epic

by ppnomnom May 23, 2020

Archie

The gayest human you will ever meet , and that’s the true tea hunty.
*death drops and leaves the room*

Person1: have you seen ArCHiE

Person2: sorry I haven’t darling xx
Person1: okie dokie, have a nice day *Slaps that bish for kissing her*

by That’s all the tea hunty September 3, 2019

Archies

Fans of David Archuleta often call themselves Archies. They tend to dedicate themselves to everything David. Archies are the most awesome people you will ever meet.

There are many Archies on twitter.

by archieslettucegirl22 April 24, 2011

Archie Ball

When you hang upside-down, throw a rabbit all while masturbating

I was at Alecs house and he showed me the Archie Ball, it was so intense I sharted

by chr0m3Po1s0n December 19, 2012

Archie is a spastic

its pretty much just for kids named

archie

Dave: did you hear, Archie is a spastic?
Igor: But yeah i am too!

by Definitely not Al May 2, 2021

Behold The Architect

A band with a shitty black singer, he can't cary a tune for shit. "WHAT HAVE I DONE!?!?!?!?!"
They are not going anywhere. They suck

edit* they have since changed their name to atlantis must burn HOW GAY IS THAT

Billy "Hey guys you want to go see Behold the Architect tonight?"
Tom "Sure, and after, we can commit suicide"
Tom "Let me guess, their playing at Rocko's?"
Ron "Do they ever play anywhere else"
Billy "no"
Billy "Will they?"
Tom "No"

by Southern NH guy July 2, 2008