Animal Jam is the bastardization of the original animals of this creation by the asshole Gods from Olympus sought to esacpe what they believed would be their end when the Leviathan showed up. Zeus and his one head case kid were left to fend for themselves. Out of cowardice they changed into animals and remained as such because of their disloyalty. Such irresponsible pricks they were that the Lord God was begged to intervene and something about the monsters they had created and left unattended... sadly the flood warning was given to Noah who unknowingly took one former god and one true animal... likely why man and animal ate or hunted one another after this and Diana grew obsessed with hunting.
The gods of Olympus stuck in animal form bred forth with a strange stinking oozing animal jam bastardization of those animals as originally created.
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can also be used to describe a good looking girl
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2) The antithesis of oatmeal. If one feels the urge to eat oatmeal, he / she should immediately head to the nearest convenience store to purchase these cookies. Oatmeal is a food (traditionally) eaten ONLY by older individuals.
3) The 7th major food group added by the USDA in 2008. This food group helps to restore memory loss. It can also be utilized as a replacement for ginkgo biloba. If, by chance, an individual mistakenly forgets to take his / her ginkgo before catching the bus for work in the morning, these cookies will undoubtedly
fill the gap.
4) A delicious, under-rated shortbread cookie often utilized as an anti-aging agent.
5) The fountain of youth can certainly be achieved by eating these lil chippies...
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