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After Eight

After Eight is the sexual act of ejaculating inside the rectum
I gave her "After Eight" last night.
by Coolcat576 April 6, 2016
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morning after

the time when you wake up, usually after a drunken night, that you realize the problem that was made last night. Random dude is passed out in your bed, drooling on your pillow.
texts;
girl one; omg! some naked guy in my bed!
girl two; I told you not to take him home! you were gone!
girl one; shit. this is an awesome morning after..
by taytar January 25, 2009
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Afterween

noun
Holiday celebrated the day after Halloween when the costumes go on super sale at Walmart and other stores.
We had so much fun on afterween!
by PAGEKEYS June 27, 2009
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after dinner bint

A woman that you have to take out for an expensive meal to fuck.
"You shouldn't get yourself an after dinner bint. All that'll happen is that you lose money and get the clap."
by Oni-91 July 4, 2009
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Afterbatin'

The detrimental effect you encounter where you're stream of urine goes in at least 2, if not more, different directions while taking a piss after masturbation.
John: Damn dude afterbatin' got me again, I just pissed all over the towels by my toilet.
Fred: Ah you gotta watch that afterbatin' it'll get ya every time.
by DaBoot July 15, 2009
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aftergoon

The hangover one gets after consuming copious quantities of the fruity lexia commonly referred to as goon.
"How'd you pull up after last night??"
"I have the biggest aftergoon."
by The Goonster March 28, 2010
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After Funk

The last few drops of urine that end up in your underwear, pants, or running down your leg, usually from under-shaking.

Especially awkward in shorts, when the fluid can run visibly down your leg.

If left untreated for extended periods of time, it can often create an uncomfortable odor, that repels other people, but often attracts insects.
Example #1: Harold was in a hurry, so when he shook and pulled up his pants, he was not surprised about his dose of After Funk.

Example #2: "Ahhh, dude I just got like a tablespoon of After Funk!"
by Totsjeal May 1, 2010
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