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Absolute Edition

The way DC Comics has to give their best stories ever the best edition humanly possible, in the form of slipcased, oversized, big honking hardcover books with loads of DVD-style extras and a tag price of $50, $75 or $100 according to the size of the thing. There's been 14 so far, and more will be coming in the future. Oh, and they weigh so much you can hit someone with them, although the idea is putting them in a big bookshelf besides your signed limited novels and impress the comic geek next door. Not to be read taking a crap.
Absolute Watchmen, Absolute Dark Knight , Absolute Sandman 1-4, Crisis On Infinite Earths the Absolute Edition
by Hector Ivan November 10, 2008
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absurd ethics

A mode of ethics advocating the most irrational means of action possible to allow the inherent chaos of human action agency.
Rudy decided to skip the board meeting in order to shoot pool with a group of total strangers. His reasoning? Absurd ethics.
by carpenoctem63141 March 1, 2009
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Abstainer

Used in place of Wanker as wanking has become mainstream. Infers that someone does not wank at all, and consequently there is something wrong with them.
Stop acting like an abstainer.
by Vumnoo October 19, 2011
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Absojute

Absojute, transcending from the word "Absolutely" and downgraded to Absolute, then Absojute and eventually just Jute. It is used as a nod of acceptance or a nod to show agreement. One may add a "boop" at the end, if the agreement need be emphasized.
Person A: "I got us some ice cream!"
Person B: "Jute! Jute Boop!"
Person A: "Absojute."
by CarolineNo November 4, 2011
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absototes

An awkward or awesome way of combining absolutely and totally when you can't decide which word to use.
This peppermint bark vodka will be absototes amaze in hot chocolate.

Or

Doing laundry before a trip is absototes the worst!
by WhatsNormal47 December 13, 2014
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Absolute Dank

Extremely impressive, inspiring , great admiration and apprehension. The opposite of literal ass.
Dude that jay jay sandwich was absolute dank. Bro!
by CheesyMacqueen March 1, 2015
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abstination

Abstination:
Not a real word in any language. A composite of Abstinence and the suffix -tion.
-tion is used to make a noun an action or process. It may also be used to mean result or consequence.
Abstain is to refrain from something by one's own choice
Abstinence is the act of... implying the practice of refraining from indulging or desire, action on the noun abstain.
This means that the -tion suffix has been miss-applied to a noun when there is a correct version of which is already a defined word.
First use was by the religious right in a Moral Majority news letter.
This would bring us to another word:
Ignorance: The lack of knowledge, information or education by choice; a state of ignorance.
Logical conclusion: The moral majority was created by god during the period of "Intelligent Design" and gave them the ability to choose ignorance.
Teach your kids abstination is good and sex is bad. spelling variation of another non word - abstanation
by wchp July 28, 2016
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