Yolojuice

A liquid created from the excretion of Angel's and the tears and dreams of blind and homeless people. You will arise to the tops of mountains upon tasting this nectar filtered through Odin's beard and twice distilled through the loosened entrails of unborn infants. The direct contact of Yolojuice to your unprepared taste buds will defile any form of life you thought that you had and you will be born anew, glistening like a softly lotioned babies ass. There is no chance of survival. Guaranteed to turn any party into genocide.

Hey man, would you like to die, via Yolojuice, tonight?

by Multiple Dicks O'Tool August 28, 2013

yolometer

The distance you are willing to go to have a laugh, very subjective. 10m is a yolometer for one alcoholic drink, 5000m if Megan Fox is at the end.

A yolometer is 1yl/m

Me:'I'd go 10yl/m for her'
Jeffernan: 'Nah, she's only worth 4yl/m'

by Quavercards September 30, 2013

Yolled

When you yell and lol at the same time.

“I yolled so much it was sad!”

by Haleeva June 6, 2019

yolo

you obviously love Oreos

to you friendwho has oreos and of coarse milk ; yolo

by heyi'mme September 29, 2012

yolo

Persons displaying "yolo" be it a tee shirt, tattoo, or bumper sticker are informing other persons that they enjoy anal sex.

Look at my tattoo... it is yolo and yes i like anal..

by MasiisaM October 1, 2012

YOLO

Douche for "you only live once". Compare with "carpe diem" in Latin.

-"I'm going to shotgun 10 beers then punch a cop. Yolo! "
-"What a douche".

by hateonyolo November 5, 2012

yolo

The current justification girls have for doing anal.

Stacy's twitter: I'm going out tonight #yolo

translation: I'm looking to looking for a one way ticket to anal poundtown.

by thepenmaster October 9, 2012