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Xavier University

Overshadowed by the amazingness of Ohio State, Xavier college is a haven for boring ugly nobodies who THINK they have money. It is nothing more than a bunch of pricks who are at a satellite school of the all amazing Villanova University. It is also a beloved college for boring chicks out of central PA who think they're laid back and chill, but really are just there to get fucked and get schooled. Education: NO. Sex: Yes. Alcohol: They're all pussies
Xavier University Student Dialogue
Xavier Student 1: "Hey, do you wana go to a kegger on the other side of campus?"

Xavier Student 2: "yea, sure... how many cases of beer?"

Xavier Student 1: "1"

Xavier Student 2: "omg. im gona get so wrecked tonight!"
by Dikey McCarpetMuncher December 16, 2008
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xavier renegade angel

A gay add that appears all over the urbandictionary.com website.
Guy: Xavier Renegade Angel is the worst show ever.

Guy 2: Yeah urban dictionary really whored themselves out to it.
by lukemandese December 26, 2007
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xavier badoon

a bitch who loves to suck halima's dick and is a gay faggot. if you see him, dial 911 before he rapes you with his small dick. and his hair is turning gray because of all the cum that he sucks from halima dick. stay far away from him, before you get ebola. his ears are so big, he can hear when a kid in africa is crying. and he is blind even with glasses. he is a coolie boy that thinks he's cool. beware
Ew , that kid is such a xavier badoon
by anonymous 120303 February 3, 2018
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Xavier matthew storer

The best boyfriend in the whole wide world and loves his girlfriend sooooo muchhh Because she is his everything and only his 😘
by Girlfriend ahha January 29, 2022
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xavier ritchie

by edog16 February 6, 2015
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xavier scott

Very hot male, great with women, dark skinned, skinny, not too tall and does have friends but doesn't get invited to many party's or people's houses
Xavier scott nalways know the right things to say
by Vedra galdeen April 10, 2015
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Xavier Valentino Edwards

Xavier Valentino Edwards is a guy who isn’t even a human. He’s extraordinarily amazing and he’s the sort of person anyone can go to: when you’re stressed, upset, angry, bored or even happy and you need to share it with someone. He will be the guy. He’s a guy who loves blue Fanta and wants to live in China, will probably hide in Ikea at times and be in hospital around 6 times a month, and you’ll tell him something but he’ll just ask the same question again. But a Xavier is a kind, sweet, loveable person who EVERYONE loves. A Xavier Valentino Edwards is a sports fanatic who loves the gym but also eats all the shit in the world, annoys the fuck out of his friends but in the end, we all know it’s a loveable annoyance. He’s a sexy as fuck dude who would break anyone’s neck if they angered him in one snap, yet keep his cool in that very moment. Many people will forever look up to him. Although a Xavier Valentino Edwards has been through so much, this Xavier always puts everyone before him by 100%, so caring and cute. He has been through too much shit, way more than the average person normally intakes, but a Xavier Valentino Edwards is a strong hearted Italian who would do anything for love, family, friends and trust. And he gets in loads of shit because he’s known for being a bad boy. He is my best friend and he will always be.
New teacher: you’re making too much disruption, what’s your name?

Xavier: ..Bob, Bob Kabob Miss why?
New teacher: Funny, your real name now please?
Random snake in class: It’s Xavier Romeo Sebastian Fieri Vivaldi Valentino-Edwards Miss! But..it’s too long so just say Xavier Valentino Edwards I guess
by Zayasexymfxoxo January 9, 2018
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