Xbox One

The Xbox One is an upcoming video game console from Microsoft. Announced on May 21, 2013, it is the successor to the Xbox 360 and the third console in the Xbox family of consoles. But don't let the advertisements fool you. This is the worst game system known to man. This game system blocks all used games so your forced to buy each game brand new, Since its equipped with the Kinect 2.0 the system is never fully turned off unless you cut off the power manually (Unplug power cord from wall), Certain games are region locked so if you live anywhere other than the United States be prepared to get certain games blocked and you can forget about a refund since all purchases are final, You cant play any of your games unless your connected to the internet and signed up for Xbox Live (Meaning you have to pay for online to play your games, even if its a single player game), and they have the saddest collection of exclusive games of all time.

Go buy a Ps4 and not an Xbox One

by Demonflamex July 14, 2013

Xbox live

A gaming service provided by Microsoft. A good way to make others feel bad if they are noobs.

Hey chad lets go on Xbox live and make fun of some noobs on Halo 3

by Jeremy Pipa January 23, 2009

xbox 360

A horrible console invented by Microsoft that is defended by tons of fanboys. Known to overheat, melt discs, and cause the ring of death. Not to mention, Gears of war sucks, and same to halo.

Bill: "Hey, I just bought a xbox 360"
Tom : "Really? Let's go play"
Bill: "Srry, it broke already"
Tom: "WTF"

by fireneeb February 12, 2008

Xbox

A famous video game console created by Microsoft. In its heyday, it had copious 1st and 3rd party support, in the form of game such as Halo: Combat Evolved by in-house developer Bungie Studios, and the GTA series by Rockstar Studios. This balance of developing and publishing power has earned the Xbox a reputation synonymous with socialism.

The Xbox, while having received a bad rap for being a product of Microsoft, was not unsuccessful, spawning the next system, the Xbox 360 in 2005.

by aka_Pyro May 13, 2008

Xbox 360

The poor man's PS3.

The hooker standing on the corner thats really a guy.

Person 1: Dude I just got a brand new Xbox 360!
Person 2: Meh.

by Trevorisepic December 13, 2010

Xbox players

They are little noobs that need batteries every five minutes and are trash at just about every game on the planet and are all just 12 year old losers who cry when they lose

Look at those Xbox players pussy over there lol

by Peepeetwat February 5, 2019

Xbox 720

What come after the Xbox 360. All features unknown in 2005. Name not yet certified by Xbox or anyone.

Person1:When are you going to pick up your Xbox 720?
Person2:Xbox 720? Playstation 4 all the way.

by Burntsteel October 21, 2005