Wood Possum

An animal typically found inhabiting basements, garages, and other locations typically associated with motor driven machines. Signs of a wood possum infestation include but are not limited to: tins of Grizz, 2-liters of Diet Mountain Dew, and empty bottles of Jeremiah Weed.

The Wood Possum was spotted in his natural habitat reading Pirate4x4.com and contributing to the Ford discussions.

by ShadyC January 28, 2008

camping in the woods

When you're eating out a girl with a bush and fall asleep in the bush

dude i was camping in the woods with lauren casparion last night.

by ken dog August 19, 2008

tiger woods

A forest inhabited by at least one tiger.

"Jane, stay away from the tiger woods, or you may get attacked, mauled, and eaten!"

by Mr. Grey Crow March 8, 2017

knock on wood

1. A phrase used to express that something will or will not happen. This expression alludes to the ages-old superstition that literally knocking on wood would ward off evil spirits.
2. To masturbate, said of males.

(made-up scene from GTA San Andreas)

(at the beach)

Kent Paul: (ogling a hot girl come out of the water) Oi Maccer, just take a look at what just breezed out of the blue. That height, that arse, those jugs, those curves! Blimey if I'd be given the chance now I'd get to chuck my junk in that, knock on wood!
Maccer: Indeed man! Knock on wood, eh. Well alright then! *starts masturbating*
Kent Paul: No, jack-off Jimmy, not... ohh, *mumbles* fucking Northeners!

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Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary slang author since February 2004.

by Mark H October 10, 2005

morning wood

the main reason that I miss the school bus in the morning.

I was taking a shower and got morning wood so I had to rub one out and missed the school bus

by mark March 29, 2004

feather wood

a white girl for white pride/power

That feather wood is one down ass chick.

by Valhallas Valkyries June 26, 2009

James Woods

As seen in Scary Movie 2. The act of waling into something unpleasant or grotesque then uttering "F*ck this" and storming out of a room.

Retreating from a situation and not returning.

Bob didn't want to be here, so he pulled a James Woods.

by Works on Saturdays September 30, 2014