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butt-winkle

(n): One who drinks beer way before noon, pees with the door open, farts on your leg, then puts a chocolate covered raisen in their butt crack and feeds it to their peers.

Synonyms: loony

Common Misspellings: butt winkle, buttwinkle, butt-winkel, buttwinkel, butt winkel
Samantha, you're such a butt-winkle.
by Finner November 29, 2005
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winkle

When one pours oneself a fountain drink, drinks it at the machine, and refills his cup again.
Everyone laughs when Steve winkles.
by Frantismo November 9, 2005
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windex

a bum that cleans your windshield before entering the freeway
Sally-yo bob my nigga how much you give that windex.

Bob-a fucking penny, he used his urine to clean my window.
by cabbages September 14, 2007
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penis winkle

someone who engages in winkling of the penis
the old widow penis winkled all the time
by jessica anderson February 22, 2008
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winkleman

pete winkleman
pete winkleman
Visionary and creative genius. characterised by determination and passion for adding football to the already rich cultural life of the Young and vibrant new city of Milton Keynes.
A recent example is the capitalisation on the apathy shown by a local authority to facilitate a football club with a ground wimbledon FC.
Mr Winkleman was able to seize this opportunity and the result of which was the birth of MKDONS F.C and Stadium MK. This unfortunately has attracted negative displays of passion and frustration udons from those sadly let down by there own elected bodies, lack lustre management, further frustrated by now only having pub team football to watch.
A "Pete winkleman" someone who can see the future and is willing to invest in it.
by Rob Merton April 9, 2008
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windex

used as a nick name for someone with really big blue eyes.
person 1: windexxxxx.
person 2: what?
person 1: windexxxxx.
person 2: why?
person 1: because your eyes are blue like windex.
by dsghlasd May 1, 2006
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Irish Windex

When a female ejaculates on ones face and proceeds to squeegee said ejaculate off of said face with her vaginal lips in a windshield-wiper motion.
Bro #1 " so I was eating this chick out last night and my face got all bloody. Thank god she gave me the Irish windex!"
Bro #2 " awwww man I need me a good old Irish windex soon."
by Supermctwist9000 May 2, 2018
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