why are you telling me this 

What one says or thinks when another person tells them something that
1. Has nothing to do with the person being told something
2. The person being told something does not want to hear what they are being told

Girl: OMG i went to a Panic at the Disco concert last night! it was sooo freakin cool!
Guy: Why are you telling me this?

Girl: I have a huge crush on your friend!
Guy who likes Girl: Why are you telling me this?

why are you telling me this by Seth Kraeder February 10, 2009

Why don't we 

PERFECTION . Periodt

"Why don't we is the best band ever.PERIODT! "

Why don't we by Ya.tu.sabe.the 3 June 16, 2019

Why my peepee hard and long??? 

This is when you get a boner. And when you high on crack.

Why my peepee hard and long??? Said the man on crack

Why my peepee hard and long??? by uhhhh mr chicken nuggets XDDD July 18, 2018

Why rum gone? 

Question asked when confused about the disappearance of rum. Taken from Pirates of the Carribean.

"Why rum gone?"
"Because it's a foul smelling drink that turns the noblest man into a dishonourable pirate."
"But why's the rum gone?"

Why rum gone? by Snake July 12, 2006

Why Me 

something I ask myself everyday, I never get an answer so you're not getting one, either.

Person: Why me ?
shut.

Why Me by inksquiddo September 1, 2021

why is why 

Why
whying
Why do why heh
why are you here
Why Not
why a not
"WHY ?"
why tho
Why Not Not
why-hard
this is why i'm hot
why did you look this up
whyfor
WHY IS YOU READING THIS?
why just why
whyner
Why the fuck not
Blackburn's law
But why
why are you looking this up
why do you do
why tf am I friends with you ppl
why train
whywolf
as why
For why
Why it hard
onaccounta
Fuck you, that's why
why do i exist

Why is why because why is why.

why is why by RamenHair🍜 September 11, 2020

Why so serious?

A famous quote by the Joker from The Dark Knight, the Batman movie starring Christian Bale and the deceased Heath Ledger.

Joker: Why so serious? Hey, would you like to hear how I got these scars?

Why so serious? by Bubba Buckalew August 20, 2008